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Rep. Mica Implies Clinton Admin Was As Corrupt As Maliki
Classy guy, that Rep. John Mica (R-FL). Hearing about how Radhi Hamza al-Radhi's investigators have been tortured and murdered by militias affiliated with Iraqi political parties -- including the prime minister's -- Mica kept his eye squarely on the real target: Bill Clinton. Mica read out a list of what he described as the Clinton administration's misdeeds -- officials under indictment; officials who fled the country rather than testify; and, of course, impeachment -- to make the point, he said, that "no administration is left without corruption."
It's a responsible comparison. After all, Bill Clinton hung his opponents up on meat hooks, tortured them with power drills and sent Democratic Party-affiliated armed bandits to steal oil revenue in order to finance their illicit activities.
It was too much for Radhi, who, through translation, reminded Mica of the billions of dollars stolen by the Iraqi government and asked, "don't you think it deserves follow up and attention?"





"After all, Bill Clinton hung his opponents up on meat hooks, tortured them with power drills and sent Democratic Party-affiliated armed bandits to steal oil revenue in order to finance their illicit activities."
Works for me.
October 4, 2007 12:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
As Joseph Nye Welch famously said during the McCarthy hearings:
"Have you no sense of decencey, Sir?"
October 4, 2007 12:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
What do you expect from a pol from Florida? Or Texas for that matter. Name one pol from Florida that votes rational?
October 4, 2007 12:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
The problem with our form of government is that while the people who elected Mica obviously deserve him, what about the rest of us? Why must we suffer such a fool?
October 4, 2007 12:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
John Mica: If you can't convince them, confuse them.
October 4, 2007 12:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
the sleeping squirrel on top of his head is poooping on his brain. God help us.
October 4, 2007 12:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
How could anyone trust some one with such a bad hairpiece?
October 4, 2007 12:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
See, we're succeeding - Iraq and the US are looking more alike, everyday: Rebuilding New Orleans is at a standstill due to corruption, graft, incompetence & theft.
"No administration is left without corruption." Mica just misspoke. He really meant to say Bush administration -they really do torture, and send Republican affiliated armed bandits (Blackwater) to kill, maim and generally create mayhem.
Who are we to criticize?
October 4, 2007 12:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wonder: Does Representative Mica ever experience any physical pain or discomfort caused by his being such a consummate embodiment of an absolute, utterly unredeemable schmuck?
October 4, 2007 12:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Name one pol from Florida that votes rational?
Governor Charlie Crist. And no one is more surprised than I.
October 4, 2007 12:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
*sigh*
This is what political discourse is today. Republicans can always find a way to criticize Democrats, even if the issue at hand has nothing to do with party politics.
If you look at the comments sections of nearly any news story on the AOL homepage, it is flooded with conservative blather, whether the story they are commenting on is even a remotely political story or not (I saw a piece on Sputnik there the other day, and the comments were nothing but users with American flag icons equating liberals with communists).
How did we get here? I suspect the rise of Rush Limbaugh had a lot to do with it.
October 4, 2007 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
We've just been through and are suffering the consequences of the most corrupt congress and administration of my sixty years. The very statement of Rep. Mica underscores the over the top dishonesty that has been and continues to be practiced by right wing puppets of the Bush administration. The good people of the State of Florida need to recognize how ethically corrupt their representatives are.
October 4, 2007 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Clinton bad! Bad! Very bad!
How much longer are we going to have to hear this?
October 4, 2007 12:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
"After all, Bill Clinton hung his opponents up on meat hooks, tortured them with power drills and sent Democratic Party-affiliated armed bandits to steal oil revenue in order to finance their illicit activities."
I thought this is what the GWB administration is doing, isn't it?
October 4, 2007 12:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Americuh! Fuck yeah!
October 4, 2007 12:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Has he noticed that Clinton hasn't been president since January 2001?
And that our country was in a lot better shape then than it is now?
I'm not saying everything Clinton did was good, but he was both intelligent and competent. His successor would have to improve to be considered stupid and incompetent.
October 4, 2007 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Another example of changing the subject to grandstand that "they did it, too". Another chance to bash Bill.
He probably thinks it helps muddy the waters for Hillary's candidacy, since she has the same last name as Bush's predecessor.
October 4, 2007 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
that poor wig wearing schlepp. come his election time I see Mica in the over-brimming Republican Trash can. His comments are about as off-planet as Fred Thompson's recent attempts to fugly his way into relevancy.
October 4, 2007 1:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
You can always count on John Mica to step up to defend the administration. I was amused when he recited Clinton's record and then jumped to Watergate to say Republicans do bad too. Why didn't he mention this administration's record to date?
When this committee investigated the toxic fumes in FEMA supplied house trailers Mica was no where to be seen, not that anyone in his district will ever need emergency housing in a FEMA trailer.
If there was a chapstick for asskissers, Mica would need it.
October 4, 2007 1:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mica talks about the many members of US Congress that are under "scrutiny" or criminal indictment. What he fails to mention is that all but two of of the twenty-one of them are Republicans.
But, yeah, some Republicans did something bad, so it's all Clinton's fault.
October 4, 2007 1:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
I live adjacent to his district and there are rational people there, just not many. With a lack of ideas they just go back to their old tried and true, even though Bubba's been out of office for 7 years.
October 4, 2007 1:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Florida it ain't the humidity it's the stupidity !!!!
October 4, 2007 1:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Florida, it ain't the humidity it's the stupidity !!!!
October 4, 2007 1:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
NICE RUG -- talk about corrupt!
October 4, 2007 1:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Typical Repub Pol...rich, corrupt businessman who never served a day in the armed forces he is sending to die for him. Just another Bush cheerleader.
October 4, 2007 1:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obsess much Mr Mica? Lets see...Bill Clinton left office with an above 60% approval rating, and that was after all the wasted millions by the republicans doing all they could to overthrow an elected President. You would think with all the problems in Iraq and US that Mr Mica could somehow focus on the job at hand but this poor sap cant get past the fact that Bush will never equal the respect and accomplishment level of Bill Clinton. What a tool!
October 4, 2007 1:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
As much trouble as Florida (and the rest of the country) have had being represented by an actual elected official, to have this flippant asshole do the desperate, shows his age, I.Q. and his willingness to shirk responsibility to his constituency and vote in lock-step for the next Fuhrer. What a lousy piece of scrotal tissue. no wonder organized crime breeds like fruit flies in Florida. With Floley and the gang representing Florida with their bad comb-overs and desires for young boys it's really no wonder at all that Bush's mafia felt they could do whatever they want. No wonder also that Abramoff would think he could run the restaurant in D.C. and have another racketeer hit while he stole their pleasure boat company.
October 4, 2007 1:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I love how the Repulicans are often so quick to use their own moral relativism to justify policies which supposedly advocate for moral absolutism. You can find new examples of this hypocrisy daily, if not hourly.
October 4, 2007 1:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Could Mica and Issa have been seperated at birth???
October 4, 2007 1:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Florida - a permanent vegetative state.
October 4, 2007 1:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Of course, he's from Florida!
October 4, 2007 1:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
homer wrote on October 4, 2007 12:52 PM:
Clinton bad! Bad! Very bad!
How much longer are we going to have to hear this?
It's the kinda thing that a draft-dodging, chicken-hawk, dry-drunk, with his Daddy's blood money keeps on saying til the american people know the truth so well they can shut him off at the ear. Even with press ownership a liar is still a liar and will ring true to that tone.
October 4, 2007 2:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
pretend you're a characterless goob working as a waitress in a Alabama PX and Karl Rove walks in and says "Do you remember being this man's pin-cushion" and you answer "I wish". He hands you a envelope full of money and suddenly you remember all the good times you had and what specific dates you had them on. Never happened, but aint it great when you can restore empty times with stolen money.
October 4, 2007 2:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
A member of the GOP, from Florida no less, spouts off about our 42nd President in a rather poor attempt to take the focus off of the train wreck that is the GOP and their president. Isn't this form of attack getting rather old and tired, kind of like the Representative's hairpiece?
GOP = Gathering Of Pedophiles
October 4, 2007 2:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mica, Issa, Inhofe, Stevens, ..... whew those Republicans sure do know how to pick'em. Have they blamed Clinton for Notre Dame Football's abysmal season yet?
Man, oh, man where is Touchdown Jesus when you need him?
October 4, 2007 2:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's ironic that Mica would complain about corruption in the Clinton administration since he was part of a Republican majority that refused to investigate the Bush administration, and he also just voted against H RES 702: which would Require Accountability for Contractors and Contract Personnel Under Federal Contracts.and RES 701:to Amend the Inspector General Act of 1978 to Enhance the Independence of the Inspectors General.
Mica was not so much complaining about corruption as he was trying to justify it, as something that we should all accept and turn a blind eye to. Probably because he has a few skeletons in his own closet.
October 4, 2007 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wanna know what's on Numb-Nuts' head?
"This put a strange Whim in his Head; which was, to get the hairy circle of [a prostitute's] Merkin .... This he dry'd well, and comb'd out, and then return'd to the Cardinall, telling him, he had brought St. Peter's Beard." [Alexander Smith, "A Complete History of the Lives and Robberies of the most notorious Highwaymen," 1714]
Further Affiant citeth not.
October 4, 2007 2:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am reminded of one of my favorite cartoons of the past few years: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinion/tolesv1.html?name=Toles&date=20041108
When all else fails, this administration and its mouthpieces head for the Clinton megaphone.
Somehow these people never made it out of high school.
October 4, 2007 2:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
He's an elected representative of the people. It's a shame he doesn't have more to offer his constituents than this loony right wing GOP drivel
October 4, 2007 2:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
He's an elected representative of the American People. It's a shame this all he has to contribute.
October 4, 2007 2:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
::: snort, snort, guffaw, guffaw :::
He lost me when he said "Congress is one of the most respected institutions in the world."
Give me a pound of whatever he's smoking.
October 4, 2007 2:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
it's a big step forward, we are finally admitting that our government is corrupt and it's OK.
Corruption is like Free Trade, good.
October 4, 2007 2:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ricardo wrote on October 4, 2007 2:49 PM:
This is Florida Ricardo, who says he was elected?
October 4, 2007 2:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
and don't blame Mica, he and all Republicans are under orders to never finish a sentence without a Clinton slam.
Ann Coulter is supplying the material. and to be fair to Mica, he didn't even bring up the torn pantyhose in the hotel which is no longer there but had a view of the river....
October 4, 2007 3:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ah, yes..."indictments", the standard Republican measure of corruption.
You know, despite the zillions spent on the eight hundred investigations of the Clinton administration, Starr and all the other attack dogs never actually won a conviction of any major member of Clinton's team.
What? Really?
Now, it is true that Henry Cisneros pled guilty in 1998 to a single misdemeanor count of lying to the FBI about exactly how much money he gave before 1991 to his (widely known) mistress, while the FBI was doing a background check prior to his appointment as Secretary of HUD. This took a investigation by a special prosecutor that ran 10+ years and spent $21 million, and didn't die with a whimper until 2006(!). Henry was ultimately fined $10,000. No jail time, not even parole.
Mike Espy was investigated for improperly accepting gifts while he was Clinton's ag secretary. That independent counsel investigation spent another $20 million, and ended spectacularly with acquittal on all 38 counts despite the defense having called no witnesses. Per Wikipedia, one of the jurors stated "This was the weakest, most bogus thing I ever saw. I can't believe Mr. Smaltz [the IC] ever brought this to trial."
Then there was another independent counsel investigation of Ron Brown, Clinton's Secretary of Commerce, who had the nerve to thwart it by dying in a plane crash before they could gin up anything against him. And finally, Clinton's Secretary of Labor, Alexis Herman, faced yet another independent counsel who abruptly called off the investigation after two years and who knows how many millions, after finding, well...bupkus (except, perhaps, at long last, sir, a sense of decency.) She later won reimbursement from the US for her attorney's fees.
Now, let's compare, shall we, to the last few years?
Scooter Libby - VP chief of staff - convicted of obstruction of justice
David Safavian- chief WH procurement officer- convicted of lying, obstructing investigation.
Claude Allen - WH advisor - pled guilty to theft
Tom Noe- Bush "Pioneer" and chairman of Bush's reelection campaign in Ohio - pled guilty
Bernard Kerik - nominee for DHS - pled guilty to "accepting gifts"
Duke Cunningham, Tom Delay, Jack Abramhoff, Dusty Foggo (I'm sure I'm probably missing others)... the truth is that this current administration and GOP is the most corrupt since Reagan's (138 indictments/investigations and - more importantly - 32 convictions.)
Mica hopes the public doesn't remember the facts. He should get accustomed to disappointment.
October 4, 2007 3:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dear Representative Mica,
I live in New Mexico so you are not my Representative. But we do have this really cool chick named Heather, and she wants to run for Pete's seat. I was just wandering if maybe you could think of a way to blame Clinton for Pete's illness. That would be very helpful, since Heather has trouble with coming up with good ideas about stuff. I mean I know you are busy but it really would be helpful. You see I know Clinton did it but we need someone important like you to say it. That will make it true.
Thanks in advance,
A loyal subject
October 4, 2007 3:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Who was the woman in pink at the end of the table holding her head in her hands?
So what's Mica saying? We should keep throwing billions at Iraq and hope some of it sticks?
October 4, 2007 4:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Someone please send this idiot a calendar and remind him who the idiot is in office.
October 4, 2007 5:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Doesn't it seem odd that troll Mica is so desperate to change the subject? I wonder where all that Iraqi money that got stolen is going?
If Mica is sincere about every administration being corrupt he was derelict in his duty to investigate Bush when the 'Publican Party had control.
October 4, 2007 8:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wow. Talk about one culture of corruption Republican representative trying to take the heat off of the culture of corruption Bush administration.
If there is any close comparison, it is between the al-Maliki administration and the Bush administration.
Cronyism. Thievery. Cover-ups. Corruption. No accountability. Lying. Torture enablers.
I believe it's a matter of magnitude.
The Bush administration and the al-Maliki administration are both 10.0 on Richterd's government corruption scale.
October 4, 2007 11:13 PM | Reply | Permalink