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Don Young Intern Initiation Memo Calls for Special Treatment of Lobbyist 'A-Team'
Rep. Don Young (R-AK) has had his share of federal investigations, scandal and legal bills, but he may now have a new problem: "The A Team."
In a document obtained today by TPMmuckraker.com, entitled 'An Intern's Survival Guide,' new interns in Young's office are given various instructions on how to thrive and excel working in Young's office. The document was distributed to new interns by a paid member of Young's staff.
The advice and rules range from the jocular to the mundane. But the most striking is the section on phone duty. The 'Guide' refers to an "A-Team" of nine lobbyists who should immediately be connected to any member of the staff they ask to speak with.
The A Team: Rick Alcade [sic], Colin Chapman, Randy DeLay, Billy Lee Evans, Jack Ferguson, Mike Henry, Ducan Smith [sic], CJ Zane or Jay Dickey. These people can talk to whomever they want, normally Mike or Sara. Tell them who it is and transfer over unless they say otherwise. I recommend looking up who they are.
Most notable on the list is Rick Alcalde, the lobbyist at the center of the "Coconut Road" earmark scandal, which the Senate, in an unprecedented move, has formally asked the Justice Department to investigate.
For readers (and interns who may have fallen behind on their duties), we've done the work for you. What do these nine all have in common besides being the perfect number for a baseball team? They're all transportation lobbyists.
Young was Chairman of the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee from 2000 to 2006.
As we mentioned, there's Rick Alcalde who besides organizing the Coconut Road earmark debacle for Young, is a lobbyist for wealthy Florida developer Daniel Aronoff.
Jack Ferguson, is the former Chief of Staff for Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK), another of Alaska's scandal ridden representatives, and an Administrator for Midnight Sun PAC.
Randy DeLay, lobbyist brother of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.
Billy Lee Evans, the former Georgia congressman turned lobbyist.
Mike Henry, a former Young legislative assistant turned lobbyist.
Jay Dickey, a former Arkansas congressman turned lobbyist.
Duncan Smith, a former Young staffer and Alaska Fisheries Marketing Board member turned lobbyist.
CJ Zane, a former Young Chief of Staff, turned lobbyist.
and Colin Chapman, another former Young Chief of Staff, turned lobbyist.
At first glance, seems like an All-Star lineup.
A statement release late this afternoon by Young's congressional office claims that 'Guide' was unofficial and "outdated":
"Rep. Young has welcomed dozens of interns into his office over the years and finds their assistance in the office invaluable. But interns are not staff. This incredibly outdated "survival guide" was pieced together by several former interns and not by staff. This "guide" in no way reflects the official policies of Rep. Young's office."It's always interesting to see how students view their intern experience. It appears that some of what they have written is tongue in cheek, some to help relieve the daily stresses of working on Capitol Hill. At the end of the day, our goal is to ensure that all interns have the best experience possible.
"As for those listed, they include either former staffers (who represent Alaskans) or close friends and former colleagues of Rep. Young, whom he has known for many years."
Contrary to this account, TPMmuckraker.com has learned that the 'Guide' and other initiation materials were distributed by a paid member of Young's staff.













Jay Dickey was famous as the Arkansas congressman who publicly blamed Bill Clinton for the "ethnic cleansing in Freedonia". He runs his own lobbyinf firm now.
June 18, 2008 6:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Probably the work of a low-level unpaid volunteer, methinks!
June 18, 2008 6:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
That list of rules for interns are a hoot.
Mrs Y -
"doesn't permit noise from computers.",
"wants Pumpkin Seeds when she says sunflower seeds"
and
"Has good days and bad days"
and
"Eat what she tells you to eat"
and
"Don't stand in her way. Hide in the broom cupboard"
Typical republican imperiousness
June 18, 2008 6:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd like to see prior versions of this work, since the faces change but the money keeps coming.
June 18, 2008 7:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is completely awesome. I work in show business and this very much rivals most bad celeb personal assistant jobs.
June 18, 2008 9:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
There seems to be an easy way to date the document.
How long have these A-teamers been lobbyists? That should indicate how 'incredibly outdated' the document is. What is the the most recent date that an A-teamer became a lobbyist? That is the oldest the document could possibly be.
June 18, 2008 10:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
Just too bad Jack Abramoff doesn't appear on the list!
June 18, 2008 10:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
More advisor's running a mock! McCain has his fair share too!
http://www.mccainheartsyucca.com
June 19, 2008 12:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
I love the non-denial response. Obviously at least the last line is written toung-in-cheek, so you can try to imply more of it than that was as wel.
The stuff about Mrs. Y is priceless, and seems to be an indication of the root of Young's problems. I'd want to see to who has paid for her vacations, and wnd where those were to.
As to the date of the document, it would have to be from 2006 or earlier as Young lost his chairmanship in the Dem takeover following the 2006 election.
Lastly, as Kate hasn't provided a link yet, here is TPM's copy of the document being referred to as linked from TPM's front page.
June 19, 2008 6:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Here's a link to Young's sponsored travel that indicates which trips "Mrs. Y" accompanied her husband.
But what I'm really looking for is any trips she was sent on without her husband. I doubt that would be in the public record anywhere, though.
June 19, 2008 7:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
This is amusing, from the April 2004 issue of Traffic World magazine:
From the intern guide, it doesn't sound like the staff had much choice in complying Lu Young's needs (were interns expected to put their own money in Lu's piggy bank????), and as for the name of the bill being a coincidence? I don't think so.
June 19, 2008 7:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
There are crazy typos in the originally refrenced material in the blockquote.
The coconut road lobbyist is RICK ALCALDE
June 19, 2008 7:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
How do you know it's Rick?
If so, that's a big deal. Alcalde and Faye, his firm is majorly connected to Jerry Lewis and scandals of 2006 vintage.
June 19, 2008 8:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
Duh, it's in the story.
June 19, 2008 8:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
I believe it is insanely against House rules to allow the spouse of a Congressman to have any sort of official presence (aka desk) in a House office.
June 19, 2008 8:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
I thought the memo was pretty funny, to be honest, especially the digs on the boss and his wife. Still, someone on staff should have known better than to memorialize some of that stuff and then hand it to interns of all people. D'oh!
June 19, 2008 10:14 AM | Reply | Permalink