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KFC In Fallujah? Too Finger-Licking Good To Be True
Last Thursday, Fox News ran a brief segment on a KFC restaurant opening in Fallujah before segueing into an interview with former CENTCOM Commander Tommy Franks, who was asked to comment on the presence of an American fast food restaurant in the notoriously violent Iraqi city. "Do they have a drive-thru window?" Steve Doocy asks. "They get in and get out. And, so far, they do it safely," answers Brian Kilmeade:
Now, call us cynical, but something about that segment seemed off -- oddly upbeat even. On Friday I put in a call to KFC headquarters to ask if the Fallujah chicken joint is the real deal. KFC told me they were looking into the matter. Today, Yum! Restaurants International spokesman Christophe Lecureuil wrote me back:
I understand you wanted some details about the store in Falluja that looks like a KFC. This store is not approved by KFC International and we have working with the US Military to warn the troops of this situation.
Details are still hard to come by. Lecureuil said that the company doesn't have more information at this stage because "we've just started investigating the matter." Asked how KFC was working with the military, Lecureuil wrote only that: "Concerning the military, we have a long-standing and excellent relationship with them as we have quite a few KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut stores in military bases outside the US."
So where did the Fallujah KFC myth come from?
The story seems to have popped up two weeks ago in a report by a Marine public information officer. Cpl. Chris T. Mann is a PIO for Regimental Combat Team 1, which is part of the 1st Marine Division. The following photo accompanied his post on the regimental website:
And the footage that Fox used can be traced back to a 5-minute clip at LiveLeak.com, which shows scenes of chicken frying amid assorted KFC-branded signage. Another marine, Public Affairs Chief Josh Higgins of Regimental Combat Team 1, referenced the same "KFC" in a recent article for the Greenville, TN, newspaper.
In an email Saturday, 1st Lt Brian Block, a media officer for Multi National Force - West, told me that Cpl. Mann would be out on a mission for the next couple of days. We've also called the number of the faux KFC itself, but no one at the restaurant seems to speak English.
All we know for sure right now is that the original Fox report -- that a KFC franchise opened in Fallujah -- was bogus.










And for the record, Christophe Lecureuil is -- I am not kidding -- French for Christopher "the squirrel" [l'ecureuil].
August 4, 2008 6:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Huckabee's favorite fried food.
August 4, 2008 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
A Fox "News" report bogus??? I am SHOCKED I tell you. Shocked and appalled. What in tarnation is going on?
August 4, 2008 6:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not entirely bogus. Turns out that "KFC" means "Kuwait Forward Command."
August 4, 2008 7:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
I could totally believe that the pictures are real and a fried chicken restaurant in Fallujah did, in fact, put the KFC logos on their sign out front...
August 4, 2008 6:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Still the implication was that American companies were confident enough with security that they were opening up over there which doesn't seem to be the case.
I mean KFC is a publicly traded company (under YUM I believe), so this shouldn't have been hard to confirm? Faux ran with it anyways.
August 4, 2008 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Absolutely. My only point really was to marvel that Fox apparently doesn't know how to discern the difference between a KFC franchise and a building with a sign that says "KFC".
August 4, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
It may really be a franchise, but KFC doesn't want us to know that they are selling the original and extra crispy to Islamic terrorists. Pretty naive on their part, as the terrorists may be able to break the code on the secret spices and send them all about the Muslim world. It's the old adage--you sell one piece of KFC outside the US and the whole world is making it for free!
August 4, 2008 7:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm sure however bad Iraq's gotten, copyright and trademark laws are still enforced. They're not animals! Yum! must have just misplaced the paperwork.
August 5, 2008 11:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
When can we expect a retraction?
August 4, 2008 6:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Of course not. Fox achieved their goal; whatever number of loyal and gullible viewers have now ingested this as a "fact" that can be repeated liberally to the faithful. You cannot stop them from taking another gulp; you can only shake your head. It has now taken on all of the qualities of truth.
August 4, 2008 7:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was subjected (unwillingly) to several weeks of FNC earlier this summer. This does not surprise me at all. There is next to no real journalism being done there. It's all opinion and propaganda. The only news you hear about Iraq is happy little fluff pieces like this one.
You will NEVER hear that any soldiers died in Iraq, ever. You hear constantly about Obama's flip-flopping but not a single word about McCain's constant flippery-floppery, not even a comparison with Obama. They don't mention Hillary all that much lately since she bowed out of the primary, and you can tell they are fishing about for a new fallback for the 2 Minutes' Hate when they can't find anything original on a particular day.
It's one thing to talk about how FNC sucks, but when you actually sit down and watch it... it's sooooo depressing. I am forced to hide my contempt for people who allow themselves to be programmed with this shit, since close family members and a very good client watch this crap constantly.
August 4, 2008 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
rynato,
Indeed. The frequency of simply Walking into situations where FoxNews is even just a regular source of background noise for friends and neighbors is downright disheartening. Fox is way too close to always on in my hometown Park District gym, for example. And I'm in Illinois.
August 4, 2008 6:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good reason to disable it on your TV service so that unwitting and naive guests cannot watch it at your residence.
August 4, 2008 7:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Deploy the lawyers with Cease and Desist letters!
August 4, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why can't the liberal MSM just admit that the conditions for chicken commerce have improved in Iraq!!!
The Surge of Popcorn Chicken has led to an overall drop of 44% in the incidence of people not eating chicken!
Iraqi civilians are freer now to order up a bucket of dark meat than they ever were under Saddam!
August 4, 2008 6:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, but at the cost of diminished opportunities to eat falafil in our own country.....
August 4, 2008 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
So, if they don't speak English, you can't find anyone who speaks Arabic? Hmmm...I know enough to see that the Arabic on the sign reads "King Chicken Kentucky" or "Kentucky King Chicken" rearranged English style. I don't know why, but I find that a very funny translation...
August 4, 2008 6:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Actually it reads, "King of Kentucky Chicken," which makes a bit more sense.
August 11, 2008 10:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
It's a Potemkin KFC!
August 4, 2008 6:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
On a Potemkin news channel!
August 4, 2008 10:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
So... Fox ran that correction when?
August 4, 2008 6:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
I believe Fox may now practicing journalism by chain email. Last week my father told me that Pelosi wants to tax 401K accounts and other retirement accounts. I argued that I did not believe that and was told he heard it on Fox. I checked snopes and this Pelosi lie has been circulating in email since about 2005.
Maybe the KFC story is also an email legend.
August 4, 2008 7:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Silly Fox News. As any NYC citizen knows, thats quite obviously a Kennedy Fried Chicken
!
August 4, 2008 7:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Just like everything else that these dweebs at faux do - it's a LIE! Surprise anyone??
Murdoch's new flat in the middle-east...
August 4, 2008 7:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
This was a little known element of the surge, the brainchild of John McCain and Colonel Sanders back in 2004. Face it hippies, John McCain is a genius. And he fries a nice bird when his friends in the media drop by the ranch.
August 4, 2008 10:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Kind of like the Stars & Bucks Cafe in Ramallah, Palestine, except that in Fallujah, FOX wants things to be good.
August 4, 2008 10:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sometimes I spark up a J when there is just Too much stress. It calms me down very pronto. And then I often get hungry for tasty KFC, and i also like the biscuits. Friends say there's bunches of stress in Iraq. It's very stressful there. Violence and bombs and everything. So maybe the people in Iraq also try to calm down by smoking some herb. And when they do, well, they get hungry for KFC. And since there is no real KFC, they set up this totally spurious KFC. Getting high is the mother of invention, I read that somewhere. But I do not think that Fox News realized that this was just a high Iraqi fakey version of the real KFC. I think the people at Fox News should smoke more often, it would help calm them down.
August 4, 2008 10:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
While working as an interpreter for the USGOV in Kosova/Kosovo 4 years ago, I saw a small restaurant calling itself McDonald's. Entrepreneurs in some third world countries use famous names such as KFC and McDonald's to catch Westerners' attention and business; not knowing or not caring about trademark infringement. So the picture from Fallujah is not really surprising to me but leave it to good, old Fox news to avoid fact-checking their news stories.
August 4, 2008 11:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Iirc, besides the oil sector, one of the few laws that were passed by the Bremer regime were WIPO laws regarding the universal sanctity of intellectual property and copyrights. Therefore, the KFC Corporation should sue the living hell out of these Iraqi freeloaders.
August 5, 2008 12:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
okay, lame joke, but...:
...this is what happens when you let the fox guard the henhouse....
...sorry.
August 5, 2008 12:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
This is not the first time that a story with a source of a military public information officer, turns out to be bogus! The politicization of the military needs to be looked into. Just like the other branches of the executive office, it has been corrupted to push the agenda of a single party or in this case a small group of idealogues that are desperate to justify their actions. Planted lies are wrong no matter what the source.
August 5, 2008 1:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
What's funny about this is that Fox is trying to recreate a scene from War, Inc. Through the Fox filter, that's probably the way war should be thought.
Continues to amaze me.
August 5, 2008 4:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
BTW,
I decided to check out that story about "kind" FBI agents bringing McDonalds french fries into GITMO prisoners.
I called McDonalds HQ and the young woman very patiently searched her datbase for any locations on GITMO. We used every spelling and combination we could think of and came up dry.
I can only guess that fries brought in from Miami were no great treat.
August 5, 2008 10:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Knowing the way the US government operates GITMO, the fries were probably cooked in bacon grease.
August 5, 2008 10:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
Only FOX and its viewers would think a KFC in Iraq (or anywhere) is a sign of progress. Quizno's, on the other hand - now yer talkin'.
August 5, 2008 10:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good to see that the stellar Fact Checking Standards at Fux News is working perfectly!
The only thing worse than Fux News are the people who watch Fux News.
August 5, 2008 2:03 PM | Reply | Permalink