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Homeland Security Official Arrested For Hiring Illegals
A top homeland security official has been accused in federal court of hiring multiple illegal immigrants as cleaners for her home, reports the Associated Press.
Lorraine Henderson is the regional director of Homeland Security, Customs, and Border Protection. She is responsible for stopping illegal aliens from entering the U.S. through the port of Boston.
But, reports the AP:
[A]ccording to an affidavit, for several years Henderson employed a Brazilian housekeeper who was an illegal immigrant. She also allegedly hired two other illegal immigrants, even after fellow agents warned her it was against the law.Henderson was arrested after one of the women wore a wire and recorded Henderson telling the woman to "be careful" because once you're deported, "you will never be back."
Henderson was arrested today and is expected to appear in court shortly.

















That is completely hilarious! It's too bad Republicans don't get irony. I'd love to tell this one to my boss but I know from experience he'd just stare at me blankly.
Come to think of it, irony may have nothing to do with it... He stares at me blankly a lot...
December 5, 2008 1:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
A wired toilet cleaner? And she was warned? What is she, an idiot? Oh, yeah. I forgot. She works for w.
December 5, 2008 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
It may seem like a small scandal, but this woman is accused of bullying vulnerable people. Yes, sounds like a Republican.
December 5, 2008 3:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good thing she works for the government... else she could be fired and actually have to pay penalties...
December 5, 2008 4:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
And the pardon list just keeps growing.
PEACE
December 5, 2008 5:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can TPM maybe not use the word "illegals" as a noun? Some find that term dehumanizing.
December 5, 2008 6:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, I'll take "illegals" over "crimigrants" any day.
And, um, any body know if there's some kind of antacid for schadenfreude excess? 'Cause with this one, I KNOW I'm gonna have some stomach upset.
Also, I heard that, while irony may have died a couple years back, they've apparently made some incredible advances in cryogenics and resuscitation, and they thawed the remains and it's alive!!!11!
December 5, 2008 10:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Illegals? Stay classy TPM.
December 6, 2008 12:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is not a trivial matter. Lorraine Henderson used her position and power to serve her own housekeeping needs; and more outrageously, she used her position and power to abuse another person.
She is a throwback to a feudal age. Her actions mark her as one who thinks of herself as a privileged over-lord above the law. How is this possible in America in the 21st century? Shame on her! Send her to jail.
December 6, 2008 12:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
'Lorraine Henderson used her position and power to serve her own housekeeping needs'
some may call this slavery, no?
December 7, 2008 3:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey TPM,
If you can't find a picture of Henderson, could perhaps replace Chertoff's pic with the DHS symbol?
I'm no fan of Chertoff, but his only connection to the incident by this report is that he's Henderson's boss. Readers could easily get the wrong impression with his face beside that headline.
No use damaging this fine site's credibility with "imprecision." Details like that open you up to accusations of guilt by association and sloppy journalism.
December 8, 2008 11:02 AM | Reply | Permalink