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AIG FP Chief: Taxpayer Ire Over Bonuses "Probably Hurt Taxpayers"
Last month AIG Financial Products head Gerry "Che" Pasciucco met with employees of the unit that took down the economy, and relayed a request from upper management that they return those controversial "retention bonuses," adding that he felt the request was tantamount to blackmail. But he was only thinking of us taxpayers, he tells today's Wall Street Journal, in a story that says 20 AIG FP employees -- not including the unashamed bonus keeper Jake DeSantis, who published his resignation letter in the New York Times -- had quit amid the controversy:
Mr. Pasciucco said that as a result of the bonus controversy, some employees' children were harassed, and some had clubs ask them to resign. "It doesn't surprise me that some senior people said, 'You know what, I've had enough,' " he said...Mr. Pasciucco says the controversy "hurt morale" and "stunned people such that our wind-down has slowed down." He added, "Taxpayers probably have been damaged."But will we ever know how much we've been damaged? A Financial Times story about AIG FP's decision to "opt out" of a new International Swaps & Derivatives Association protocol signed by 2,000 derivatives market participant intended to to make the complex credit default swap business less "opaque" casts more doubt on that:
AIG Financial Products opted to eschew the protocol and make bilateral agreements with counterparties on more than 200 outstanding derivatives trades.Easier, or less embarrassing?People close to the situation said the highly complex nature of many of AIG FP's trades, particularly the credit default swaps on mortgage-backed securities, made it easier to negotiate with individual counterparties rather than adopt a catch-all protocol.

















Huh. Here I was all this time thinking it was the irresponsibility of AIGFP that hurt the tax payers.
April 13, 2009 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
An amazing coincidence that this story was the first one I read after reading Andy Borowitz's
story "Wall Street Salary Caps Drive Away Assholes - Experts Warn of Douchebag Drain." QED.
April 13, 2009 11:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
So what he's saying is that, because of the angry response of his majority shareholders to the apparent waste of assets by his subordinates, he and his subordinates are shirking their fiduciary duty to maximize value for said majority shareholders. I hope he's insured against shareholder litigation. Oh, wait.
Also, why is slowing down the unwinding supposed to cost the taxpayers more money? I thought the whole pretense was that the longer we held these toxic assets instead of dumping them at firesale prices, the better a deal the taxpayers would get.
I think he's just heightening the contradictions of capitalism again.
April 13, 2009 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm confused. Their "clubs" asked them to resign from their freaking jobs? Their "clubs?" This means like "social clubs" right? Would any of you people out there who actually work for a living actually quit your job because some club you're in says to?
April 13, 2009 1:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, but they are very nice clubs. If they lose their memberships to these exclusive clubs they may have to golf with the blacks and Jews. That just won't do.
April 13, 2009 1:42 PM | Reply | Permalink