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Alaska GOP: Stevens Decision Means Begich Should Resign
Here's the logical (read: nuts) conclusion to the fast-growing Poor-Ted-Stevens movement:
Via Think Progress, a press release from the Alaska GOP:
The Alaska Republican Party further believes that current Senator Mark Begich should resign his position to allow for a new, special election, so Alaskans may have the chance to vote for a Senator without the improper influence of the corrupt Department of Justice.The only reason Mark Begich won the election in November is because a few thousand Alaskans thought that Senator Ted Stevens was guilty of seven felonies. Senator Stevens has maintained his innocence and now, even the Department of Justice acknowedges it's [sic] wrong doing.
Let's see what Begich's response is...
Late Update: Here's the full statement.
It's also worth taking a moment to understand something about the Alaska GOP.
On one page of its website, it links to outside articles it finds interesting. One of the stories it links to, posted on the website GoArticles.com, is a positive writeup of a film called "The Obama Deception." Here's how the article approvingly describes the film:
The central theme of the movie "The Obama Deception" is that the Obama phenomenon is a carefully crafted hoax by the highest levels of his administration, which is infested with members of a shadowy, elitist international cabal known as the Bilderberg group; a group of grandees of the New World Order intent on installing a one-world government. In it, Obama is characterized as the "puppet" and "frontman" for the group whose real aim is to con the American people, and indeed the world, into accepting global slavery.Interestingly unprovable theory so far.
So this is the fringiest of the fringe.

















Mwaaa haaa haaaaa!
April 2, 2009 4:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Their problem is with the previous administration's DOJ. This one didn't clear him, they just decided not to continue prosecuting because of the previous DOJ and prosecutor's (probably Regent graduates) egregious behavior, not becauise of his innocence! Will they be screaming for a do over in Alabama when Siegleman's conviction is overturned? They don't give a sh*t how guilty he is, and he is, they would even take him on work release if they could have him in the Senate. The Republican Party is being run by simply horrible people. Scream at Mukasey and Gonzales. This AG kept him out of jail.
April 2, 2009 4:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think Ted Stevens should do two things:
1) Thank G-d that Obama picked Holder to head the Justice Department, and thus give him what he, Stevens, has refused to do for everyone else...a reprieve.
2) Tell the GOP in Alaska to STFU before they draw more unwanted attention to the details of his, what is now, very publically detailed malfesance as Senator.
The charges were dropped not because he was innocent, but because the prosecutors violated court procedure.
It's called, "getting off on a technicality" something the GOP has publically boo-hoo'd about all them "activist" Judges allowing with "common" criminals.
April 2, 2009 4:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Alaska Republican Party further believes that current Senator Mark Begich should resign his position to allow for a new, special election, so Alaskans may have the chance to vote for a Senator without the improper influence of the corrupt Department of Justice.
Yeah.... That'll happen. The GOP seems to be all about the rule of law. As long as it's the laws they make up when they need them. It bothers me that some of the traditional media are reporting this like it's a legitimate demand.
April 2, 2009 4:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've got an answer for the Alaska Republican Party - as a famous Alaskan politician once said:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111one!!"
April 2, 2009 4:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nobody said that he WASN'T Guilty. The AG only stated that the Republican DOJ F*cked up BIGTIME.
And Now Begich should resign? That is crazy, I mean Michelle Bachmann/ Michael Steele Batsh*t crazy.
Steven's didn't even resign as a Convicted Felon!!!
April 2, 2009 4:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Alaska GOP: "We had a corrupt DoJ under the last Republican administration. Which obviously means... we need to elect more Republicans!"
Paraphrasing, of course.
April 2, 2009 4:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
That was Mccain's whole argument...
April 2, 2009 4:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
ROTFLMAO@ are these people for real?!?!?!?!? Since when a lack of prosecution automatically means a lack of guilt?
April 2, 2009 4:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Now the GOP has to say Bill Ayers is Innocent opf domestice terrorism.
....Unless they want to be called Hypocrites.
April 2, 2009 4:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Since when does dropping charges mean a new election? These people are making it up as they go along.
April 2, 2009 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG there went coffee all over m'keyboard...
The Kleenex Party is stunningly hilarious of late. While they cry about uncle ted, the Big O is methodically taking foreign policy away from them.
What is even more deeply fascinating is the deep denial. Still. Yes, our govt needs spirited opposition to endure.
But that day is not today.
Pax,
M.
April 2, 2009 4:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
All the "Spirited Opposition" has come from within Democratic Party in the form of "Constructive Opposition". Thus, making the GOP irrelevant to all but Leno and Letterman monologues.
April 2, 2009 4:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I like the precedent the Alaska GOP is setting and I think we should follow their suggestion to its conclusion.
1. We should reverse every decision made during the George Bush presidency, since the only reason Bush was elected was because a few hundred Floridians thought he was a minimally competent person.
2. John Roberts to resign, given that he was only confirmed because a few senators thought he was a moderate.
3. Joe Lieberman should resign, because a few thousand Connecticut voters thought he was a Democrat.
What else could we say?
April 2, 2009 4:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
....we should Re-run the 2004 election since Bush only won because of the Swift Boaters
April 2, 2009 4:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bob Corker should also resign because a few Tennessee voters liked those Playboy ads.
April 2, 2009 4:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, and we should give Sean Penn's Oscar for "Mystic River" to Bill Murray for "Lost in Translation," since a handful of Academy voters didn't know that Penn would win a few years later for "Milk."
April 2, 2009 4:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
...or the 1984 election since Reagan had Alzheimers
...or the 1968 election since Nixon WAS a crook.
April 2, 2009 4:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
... or the 1988 presidential election, because George Bush Sr. raised taxes even though he said, "read my lips."
April 2, 2009 4:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
.....Or 1980 because the Iranians released the Hostages later
April 2, 2009 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yep. Along these same lines, I think Coleman should drop his appeal in Minnesota so that Minnesotans can re-elect Paul Wellstone.
April 2, 2009 4:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Classic PR blunder by the justice department was not to have Holder make very clear that this did not at all mean that the charges were unwarranted but that the prosecution was dropped solely because of the incompetence and errors on the part of the proseuction team. Because he did not explicityly and forcefully make this point that provides the room for the GOP hypocrites and liars to go on their spasm of demagoguery on the issue. This idiotic display on the parto f the GOP could have been precluded had someone in DOJ given this the slightest bit of thought. Instead, they were focusing on doing their jobs as professionals which is good, but in this day and age you have to do that plus consider the pr ramifications and how best, if at all, to counteract foolishness like that the Republicans have so predictably engaged in over Stevens today.
April 2, 2009 4:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
It is NOT POSSIBLE to counteract the foolishness of the Sore loser party. It is ingrained. Otherwise even they wouldn't buy their own crazy rhetoric. So Holder could have spent days crafting an anouncment to try to avoid the foolishness, but that would have been a waste of his time.
Don't believe me? Look at all the foolishness regarding Michelle O. putting her arm around the Queen AFTER the Queen put her arm around Michelle.
I think Holder did the right thing. The Adminstration looks compasionate and all the GOP can legitamatly complain about is the Bush DO"J".
And Now they are digging themselves even deeper w/ this nonsense. Perfect.
April 2, 2009 5:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Exactly right. There's no reason the current DOJ can't multitask. The political climate demands taking the upper hand in controversial PR matters. They need to bring in the strategic communications wranglers before decisions like these are announced.
To not be proactive about teh spin is just stoopit. What are they, asleep? All the defense in the world just sounds like what it is: damage control. And pathetic. And by then the damage is done anyway -- look how much traction the GOP has gotten by beating them to the punch.
If the administration doesn't care about the future of the country, that's one thing. But to slack on managing the Obama™ brand is just sloppy. Get on that, Gibbs!
April 3, 2009 3:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
A wonderful parting gift from the Republicanized Justice Department, which put competence in the background, to be ignored. They should give AG Holder credit for integrity.
Perhaps they should just ask the Courts to award the Seat to Stevens. Elections are very inconvenient for Republicans, since sometimes the voters have other candidates in mind.
Hopefully, the lawyers in this issue will be fired. I wonder how many got their jobs through patronage?
April 2, 2009 4:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yep, if the NY-20 ballot counting ends w/ Tedisco ahead, as w/ Franken, "It could Be Years" before we get through federal court...
April 2, 2009 5:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd agree, as long as first we have do-over trials for all charges.
April 2, 2009 5:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sweet Jesus on a Twenty-Foot Pogo Stick...the Republicans continue to show their toughness. A bigger pack of whingeing nincompoops couldn't be imagined much less found.
Bush's DOJ fucked up. They couldn't do anything properly. Put them in court, and they become imbeciles. None of this changes the pretty clear fact that Stevens was trying to get away with a crime, that he knew was a crime.
He got un-elected. To quote a certain reactionary web abomination, "Boo-freakin-hoo."
April 2, 2009 7:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't suppose those fine folks in the Bush DOJ would have screwed up deliberately, realizing that the case against poor ol' Ted was pretty strong, so the best way to keep him out of jail would be to have a conviction overturned for prosecutorial misconduct.
Nah, too devious for those straight shooters.
April 2, 2009 7:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ted Stevens should sue the Bush Justice Department for damages!
Had it not been for his conviction, Stevens could have easily gotten another two or three floors added to his house for free, no questions asked, had they not started asking questions.
And does this ruling mean that Ted Stevens can keep any/all new floors and/or gifts he’s already received to date?
April 2, 2009 8:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
I thought this was an April fools joke when I first read about it.
April 2, 2009 9:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
me too! the entire GOP is a year-round april fools joke though if you think about it.
http://eguiders.com/exclusive/top-15-political-moments-in-youtube-history
April 2, 2009 10:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Did you see that devastating segment on Colbert about Glen Beck? How is Beck still on television.
April 2, 2009 11:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I feel no pain for Stevens. My personal belief is that he was as guilty as sin. The prosecution made errors and blew the trial or he would have been convicted. Reminds me of the errors made in the O.J. trial. Sorry, but the winner, Senator Begich should remain for the full term. Palin calling for him to step down reminds me of how happy I am she was not elected VP.
April 2, 2009 9:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well ain't that a shame. A Republican fell victim to Bush incompetence. Well, as they say in the bible belt, as ye sew, so shall ye reap.
April 2, 2009 10:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
1. I reject the premise; even without the conviction, Stevens was under a cloud even before the trial. Would Alaskans have elected someone only under INDICTMENT for bribery but not yet convicted?
2. The indictment was dismissed because of government misconduct, not any proof of innocence. EXACTLY LIKE WILLIAM AYERS. Will the GOP stop smearing Ayers, and by extension, Obama?
3. A HUUUUUUUUUUGE part of the reason Holder decided not to reopen the case is that, because Stevens lost his Senate seat, and his age, he had been punished enough. If they have a "do over" for the election, expect Holder to re-try Stevens. If he's healthy enough to serve another 6 years in the Senate, he's healthy enough for the gray-bar motel. Holder is ethical, but not completely apolitical. And remember, the odds of a conviction go UP on re-trials.
4. Can't you Republicans and least give props to the honor & integrity of the new AG? This behavior is an embarrassment to the Justice Department, even though it occurred under a Republican administration and Republican prosecutors. Holder did the ethical thing, in spite of political drawbacks. Can't you at least give him credit for that?
April 3, 2009 1:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
about that 'do-over' the Alaska GOP wants...
...Gary Condit called. He said he had the world's smallest fucking violin between his thumb and forefinger...
April 3, 2009 2:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Can Alaska have a do over on the vote which put Palin in office?
Stevens is just like OJ. We all know he is guilty, but he got off the hook.
April 3, 2009 8:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
April Fool's Day is not just for April 1st anymore.
April 3, 2009 8:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
I have some vague recollection that Republicans don't look kindly on criminals who get off due to technicalities. Perhaps there is a caveat to that I'm not familiar with.
April 3, 2009 8:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think it starts with the letter "I", ends with the letter "R", and has "OKIYA" in the middle.
April 3, 2009 9:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
We should have the Presidential election over again too, because people thought Palin was struggling with demons when she was actually a blithering idiot.
April 3, 2009 1:14 PM | Reply | Permalink