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Rich People Sobbing In Fear As UBS Bars Swiss Bankers From Leaving The Country
Steven Michael Rubinstein, the Art Basel-going yacht builder's accountant from Boca Raton who last week became first American prosecuted in a sweeping probe of tax shelters since the Swiss government ordered the bank to hand over the names of some 300 of its clients to the IRS, was released today on $12 million bail, the latest development in the intensifying probe of tax shelters. But not everyone involved in the investigation of what UBS itself called a "scheme to defraud the American government" is enjoying freedom of movement: also today the Wall Street Journal reports the bank has barred its "client facing" bankers from traveling overseas -- a move "aimed at avoiding further trouble" of the sort UBS bankers like Brad Birkenfeld flirted in the good old days before the crackdown:
Brad Birkenfeld was a frequent trans-Atlantic flier. He lived and worked in Switzerland, dividing his time between an apartment in Geneva and a house in Zermatt, an Alpine village at the base of the Matterhorn. But his biggest client was in California, and however grueling the trip through nine time zones was, it was worth it...He was willing to go the extra mile for his clients, so he didn't blink when one of them asked him to do something that was blatantly illegal by any country's standard: Buy diamonds with secret Swiss funds and bring them into the U.S. undeclared and undetected.To get them into the country, Birkenfeld had only one option. He had to smuggle them in...So Brad Birkenfeld, a banker at one of the most prestigious institutions in global finance, began jamming his clients' loose diamonds into a tube of toothpaste.
The crackdown is leaving some stateside clients -- no doubt further panicked over not being able to see their private bankers in private -- alarmed, says another Journal story today:
Lawyers say they have been flooded by frantic calls from wealthy clients wondering whether to turn themselves in -- and, if so, how. "One woman was very scared. She was in tears," says Bryan Skarlatos, a lawyer at Kostelanetz & Fink in New York and chairman of the American Bar Association tax section's committee on civil and criminal tax penalties. On the ride back to New York from a tax conference in Galloway, N.J., last Friday, Mr. Skarlatos received four calls from worried clients. Some people have "many millions of dollars" stashed abroad, he says, and "are having a hard time deciding" what to do about the IRS program, which he describes as "the classic carrot-and-stick approach."
The "carrot" is a big break the IRS is offering on the usual penalties to Swiss bank account holders who volunteer to file amended returns and pay up within the next six months. The deal isn't an option for people under investigation for criminal tax evasion charges like Rubinstein, and presumably most of the other 300 names on the bank's most wanted list.
Some wealthy clients are fighting back, suing UBS for violating secrecy laws in Switzerland, where the bank is about as popular as AIG is here following a $60 billion national bailout.
In fact the probe owes a debt to another sold-out client, Orange County, Calif. billionaire Igor Olenicoff, the owner of the toothpaste-caked diamonds, who sued the bank for $500 million last year alleging a massive fraud and naming 28 UBS employees after pleading guilty to tax evasion. Shortly after Olenicoff filed suit, Birkenfeld pleaded guilty in the conspiracy and began cooperating in the investigation, which revealed that the bank had been conspiring with private bankers in Liechtenstein to move money around accounts in other countries less prone to cooperating with international regulatory authorities. But that game also appears to be ending, according to a report released yesterday by the Organization for Economic Cooperation Development on compliance with tax investigations: the last four countries "blacklisted" for their shoddy efforts to cooperate with financial investigations -- Costa Rica, Malaysia (Labuan), Philippines and Uruguay -- were moved to the "gray" list.

















If it wasn't so tragic, if these bastards' depredations didn't cost so many innocent, trusting people their savings and futures, the comic-opera buffoonery sparked by this overweening greed would be gut-bust hilarious.
(And, by the way, the victims are innocents, so go to hell, New York Times and Ms. Merkin.)
"Hmm. It's illegal. I'd have to... smuggle 'em. It's doable, sure... I travel that route so often, the customs people shoo me right through. Tempting, I admit. But... how could I hide 'em? Well, I could shove up my... Let's see if they fit. Can't be that... difficult... to... AAARRGGHH!!!! Well... that's OUT! What's that, doll? Oh, you need to borrow my toothpaste? Why, sure... here you go. Hey! WAIT A MINUTE!!!"
April 8, 2009 3:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
You mean these poor rich folks will actually have to pay their taxes like us working schmucks?
April 8, 2009 4:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh No!
*Sob*
I have to pay t-t-TAXES!!!
Michele Bachmann! SAVE US!
April 8, 2009 4:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
They are lucky all we have are pretend pitchforks. At this point, I'm pretty sure I could get on board with real guillotines.
April 8, 2009 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Until the very rich in this country have been taken down a rung or two, the word Democracy has a hollow meaning. How to make those "Olenicoffs"
abide by the same laws as the vast majority of US citizens. Take away the illegal dollars and then take away their citizenship, no appeals or buy-outs.
April 8, 2009 6:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Let's just hope these criminals do time in real prisons. Put 'em in SuperMax for their protection so low class prisoners don't shank 'em, but yet they have to spend time with their worst enemy - their conscience!
April 8, 2009 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
What conscience?? These people have adding machines where the rest of us have consciences. They are the elite, and owe no allegiance to this country, its people, or the workers who work to create and preserve their wealth, nor to the economic system that allows them to become rich in the first place.
April 8, 2009 8:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hobartcat,
I don't want to see anyone shanked or murdered in prison, but I'm willing to bet my life savings that the best deterrent to this "white collar" crime that happens on Wall St., in Fortune 500 CEO offices, and with the "elite rich" would be to put them in prison with all the rest of the street criminals.
It's pretty obvious that violent criminals don't find the threat of prison as much of a deterrent, but given the plush and comfy lifestyles of these white collar criminals, they might think twice about embezzling, tax evasion, and corporate fraud if they knew they'd be spending a number of years behind bars being some gang member's "girlfriend."
April 9, 2009 3:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
SuperMax is too good for them, as they called it in the movie "Office Space" - Not to Club Fed, but to "pound me in the a$$ prison."
I hope the IRS has learned that it is more cost effective to spend a few tens of thousands of dollars to collect millions than spend thousands to collect hundreds from the middle and lower earners.
April 9, 2009 9:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
This makes the stories told by Len Deighton, Robert Ludlum and other thriller writers look mild. Those are the stories critics claimed were unrealistic.
I guess they were unrealistic, but because they are actually much too mild rather than unrealistically wild. Many of us suspected that would be true even before the congenital crook ex-Senator Phil Gramm was hired by the criminal organization called UBS.
Secrecy is at the core of the problems, and it gets worse when big money is involved. The criminal activity will always happen when finance people are allowed to operate in secrecy without any audits. The bankers will always go towards the dark side because that's where the money is - for the bankers.
Wall Street bankers have always envied the Swiss bankers, of course. And copied them in the Caribbean islands and in other small impoverished countries where they can buy control.
Secrecy has the same effects on Intelligence people. They have to be overseen and audited, and Congress simply hasn't done that job because the Intelligence people who want to avoid being looked at simply leak to friendly hawkish politicians that the oversight is (somehow) damaging their covert activities. With the secrecy in place, that can never be responded to effectively.
April 8, 2009 8:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
The old diamonds in the toothpaste trick. If Pablo Escobar could have been clever. Why they treat these criminals any different than drug kingpins I do not know. These financial crimes are far more destructive to individuals and our society than any of the worst mobsters in the world. These guys should be looking at life sentences with out parole and all the government should pursue them with no less alacrity that a drug lord, regardless of the amount of money they gave to Bush, McCane, Obama, Schwarzenegger, Palosey, Reid and all the other politicians who have these poor defenseless b/millionaires hands up their skirts/pants.
If the wealthy want to have the benefits of this great nation, which they benefit more as their net worth goes up, they need to pay proportionately.
Side bar: Ever notice that all but 3 of the Ten Commandments are about property rights and not stealing from the rich?
April 8, 2009 10:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
You have hit on an important point, jay. It will be an incredibly difficult task to get these criminals, because many of them have the politicians in their pockets. And don't think it is just the Republican politicians. Think about it. If you have gotten big money from these crooks, this implicates you as part of the problem and maybe you're not anxious to see these people go down. Until we restore ethics to our government, this will always be how things are for what's left of our country.
April 9, 2009 11:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
A suggestion for TPM. How about working the accurate word "unpatriotic" along with adjectives like "wealthy" and "criminal" into stories about big time tax dodgers? Seed a little drumbeat that should resonate, especially with Republicans (in one way or another).
April 8, 2009 11:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Come gather 'round, people,
wherever you roam,
and admit that the waters
around you have grown,
and accept it that soon
you'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
is worth savin',
then you better start swimmin'
or you'll stink like a stone.
For the times, they are a changin'.
April 9, 2009 12:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
The first ones now will later be last.
April 9, 2009 11:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
What's weird is that I never liked that song until I saw The Watchmen. I never had the historical context for it (didn't live through the 60s I guess).
So, what country will become the next haven for illegal banking? Switzerland has a long-standing reputation, but if they are cooperating with the US IRS, then it's no stretch to think that those who want to do wrong will look for a new haven. And some country out there would love to have the customers.
April 9, 2009 1:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Down the street the dogs are barking
And the day is getting dark
As the night comes in a falling
The dogs will lose their bark.
April 9, 2009 9:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Empty the jails of pot dealers, fill it with these kinds of fiends. They should feel lucky to escape with their necks, if not their freedom or money.
April 9, 2009 1:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
LOL.
The rich SOBs are now in tears since they are now being caught.
The rich parasites were basically thieves who allowed the rest of working Americans to pay taxes while these rich scum jobs avoided paying their fair share.
Why aren't these people in prison?
April 9, 2009 12:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
And why? How many steaks can one eat at once? How many cars can one drive at once? What in the world is the point of amassing hundreds of millions of dollars? They are only zeros on a bank statement. Why would anyone risk going to prison for more money?
"...for the sake of a miserable temporal kingdom which truly passes away in a moment like a cloud or smoke that is scattered by the wind." Augustine
April 9, 2009 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dealing with these people like they forgot to pay a bill is ...........you choose your own description.
What has allowed this activity to proceed without restrictions is where to point the camera, then at who has gained most oner the last 30 years or so with this set-up.
US and big part of world has been robbed/looted.
The media is owned by the looters.
Everyone really needs to take 2 really deep breaths and re-think where we should be headed.
there's a really non famous old saying: nothing changes if nothing changes. Get it!
The way all the different factions of criminal activity are presented by media makes them appear controllable and un-connected.
The more confused the masses stay the longer this lasts.
Steal / Loot = jail without golf cart.
At least that's a start
Keep all those people in one area for a few years and sort this out.
April 12, 2009 12:14 AM | Reply | Permalink