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The Self-Rehabilitation Of Alberto Gonzales

Amazing as it seems, there was a time not so long ago, when people were talking about a very different potential first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice: Alberto Gonzales. That never came to pass, of course. But it hasn't stopped Gonzo from using the Sotomayor nomination to get himself back in the media spotlight, making the rounds on cable news to discuss the historic moment.

Still, we can't help but feel there's a longer-term agenda behind the ex-AG's recent media tour. Call it the self-rehabilitation of Alberto Gonzales.

As we noted, Gonzo talked Sotomayor yesterday with Wolf Blitzer on CNN. But he also took time, in response to Blitzer's questioning, to defend his record on torture. He declared, "I did my best to defend our country," and seemed eager to make clear that he was still at the White House, not the Justice Department, when DOJ signed off on those "harsh interrogation techniques."

Then this morning, Gonzo was playing the wise elder statesman on Fox and Friends, saying that he gets "no pleasure" from seeing President Obama struggle with the issue of closing down Guantanamo, since he saw President Bush similarly struggle.

Watch:

It's noticeable that Gonzo isn't following the Cheney model in his appearances: staking out a role as an aggressive, no-apologies defender of the Bush administration. But nor is he offering even faint criticism of any of his former colleagues, or suggesting that he's rethought any past positions.

Instead, he's just kind of ... there -- apparently in an effort to establish a presence as a respectable and respected former public official, whose views might be solicited on the issues of the day. And, in so doing, to shed his image as a dim-witted Bush crony under whose "leadership" a major government department ran aground.

Could Gonzo also have more banal motives? When we heard from him recently, he was blaming the slow economy for his struggle to find a job. And it sounds like that struggle continues. We asked Robert Bork Jr., who serves as a spokesman for Gonzo, whether the ex-AG had found employment yet. "He's pretty busy doing a number of different things," Bork told us.

Late update: Bork adds a bit more in an email: "Judge Gonzales is busy with legal work, writing, speaking and media commentary."

What sort of legal work? We'll let you know what we hear.


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Can we find a more despicable example of an attorney, former judge, former AG than Gonzo?

What a blight upon his profession and the offices he has held!

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TheraP asks:

Can we find a more despicable example of an attorney, former judge, former AG than Gonzo?

um, Ed Meese?

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I know a number of attorneys who were at the Department of Justice during the time Meese was there, some of whom still are working at DOJ, and they are unanimous in saying that Gonzo was the worst AG they ever saw. As for the second worst, they seem to be split between Meese and Ashcroft, but with a slight nod toward Ashcroft (who was AG when the torture memos were written).

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Let's go a little further back and throw in John Mitchell...

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Great. So when the talking heads shows wish to showcase the two sides of an issue, they'll have Cheney and Gonzales.

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Maybe all these appearances are a source of "pocket money" for Freddo.
His unemployment benefits run out years ago! [and it doesn't look like the Bush family is pitching in any $ in return for all his favors to Jr...!]

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Excuse my French, but how the fuck is it that people like Cheney, Kristol, and Gonzales--all discredited to one degree or another on their political analysis--keep getting face time? Where are the goddamned Democrats?

And now fucking Liz Cheney is on television complaining about Sotomayor? Really? Liz Cheney was a State Department appointee, whose background as a commentator on all things legal appears questionable.

How the fuck can the media be so fucking lazy as to keep coming back to the well on the same old same olds, even on matters outside their area of "expertise"?

I would like to throttle the fucking bookers who line up these talking heads. I'm serious. Why aren't they going to, you know, actual fucking elder statesmen?

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Thank you, Lars, for being so adept at just the right points to insert swear words! I salute you!

Truly the folks you noted deserve them! :-)

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hhahahaha

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I remember immediately after HW Bush lost, there was an out-migration from the RNC to the executive ranks of all major networks(plus Fox) except one (I think ABC but maybe CBS). This has more or less continued unabated ever since. IMO the "liberal media" accusations are geared to make media corporations terrified of allowing partisan democrats to hold executive positions - and push them to provide "balance" by hiring visibly partisan republicans. If the GOP wants more control, they turn up the "liberal bias" heat. With more control, they can bring more heat.

Now they've got "conservative" pegged so far right that Colin Powell is presented as a liberal voice. So balance = 50% Fringe-crazy / 50% Everyone else. With GOPers making the selection, former-conservatives (now liberal by virtue of being rejected by "true conservatives") are an attractive new voice for the "liberals", which only leaves the die-hard Bush Administration folks to carry the water for the other "50%".

My point - this isn't lazy, this is design. And it sucks.

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Lars,

excellent post, and you answered your own question; "...the media be so fucking lazy...".

'Tis better to be a slothful "journalist" than to expend shoeleather digging up stories with weight and relevance.

Besides, I have it on good authority, Gonzalez works for minumum wage.

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Why aren't they going to, you know, actual fucking elder statesmen?

Because "elder statesmen" are not as likely to say something that sufficiently controversial to get their Neilsen ratings high enough to justify their advertising rates.

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"but how the fuck is it that people like Cheney, Kristol, and Gonzales--all discredited to one degree or another on their political analysis--keep getting face time"

Because John Bolton can't be everywhere silly.

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Gonzales out to be..."there"...in a federal penetentiary.

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Waaaiiiittt a minute!

I think I figured it out. Gonzales seemed relatively supportive of Sotomayor on CNN yesterday. I think that's the GOP plan, have Gonzales SUPPORT Sotomayor figuring anyone Gonzales supports must be completely unsuitable for the high bench.

Pretty clever, must be Rove behind it.

SG

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Does anyone else's gaydar go off when they hear Gonzo talk? Seriously.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Umm, sorry? You hear a conversation between Gonzales and Doocy and it's Gonzo's preference you question?

Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough!

Orientation irrelevant as it is, they are both a-holes. And Gonzales brings shame and dishonor to the institution of unemployment.

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We asked Robert Bork Jr., who serves as a spokesman for Gonzo...

Hey!  Where were Borkie Junior and his dad when Ken Starr needed firing?

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Somebody was screwed by Robert Bork?

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Jzap and Lars, as a former member of the MSM I've got to applaud your analysis. But the marketplace seems to be correcting itself ... by excessively quoting the Far Right, TV networks are losing audience and newspapers and many magazines are dead. The manipulation of the so-called "objective" journalism has doomed them and they are too stupid to see it. Being stenographers for Bush and Iraq was only the beginning, they still don't get it.

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I'm surprised Gonzales remembered how to get to the CNN studios.

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The Heritage Foundation sent him a limo.

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Seems Gonzo is trying the make a silk purse out of a horse's ass.

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"That never came to pass, of course."

Don't be so modest. It never came to pass because of TPM's reporting on the US Attorney's scandal.

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Hey Alberto, Bernie Kerik seems to be in need of an attorney; one hand washes the other, right?

Give 'im a jingle.

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Jesus, but there is a lot of Gump about Gonzalez. His feeble-minded slightly cross-eyed clueless gaze behind grown-up "serious" rimless glasses just says it all. Same look crossed the Imposter-in-Chief's gaze during the bad old days (and why indeed doesn't the media let us bury those days instead of bringing out their corpses to haunt us?) Watching cable news channels is truly nauseating precisely because we are subjected to the same jackasses who represent everything we rejected in the last election. I've downgraded my cable service to only basic cable specifically because of that. I'm sick of those Living Dead.

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Gonzo is unemployed? Didn't he sign up for the Bush Family "Fail Upward" program?

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