I can just see her now, frantically denying everything. Wonder how much that job of hers paid.

Well, she'll probably do okay. I hear she is a pirate -- or at least wears a "pirate patch."

There was no "relationship." It was just a drippy one-off.

Ah, nothing like negotiable virtue, on both sides.

Divine Intervention Pt. III

God Got Involved Again

The Lord promised me that He would continue to reveal Satan's tools in all their glorious deceit and hypocrisy as He did earlier first with the "C" Street coven of Sanford, Ensign, Coburn, and Pickering, then following up with His recent round of disclosures about the GOP's two main "Great White Hopes" in this year's elections, Christie and McDonnell, but I didn't realize that He was going to pick up the pace and ratchet up the intensity of His Divine Intervention.

Even the greatest skeptic must now understand that God got involved, as Jules Winfield of Inglewood put it, because this latest revelation could not have been so perfectly engineered by mere mortals to shine the brightest possible clean light of day into the black heart of darkness, the squalid rat's nest that is today's Republican Party. (As in "Party Hearty" as Mike Duvall might put it.) The Lord said He meant to make the GOP's utter depravity undeniable to even the dimmest bulb, the most closed mind in the fetid pool of Republican dupes, but I did not fully comprehend the intensity of His wrath at the GOP's continual taking of His Name in vain until now.

The Lord told me He would not relent until He uncovered every one of Satan's minions as the dissolute demon he is if they dared enter the public arena, but now He has revealed to me that He will not stop until the Republican Party has been banished from this earth forever. It has been more than forty years now since the GOP made its last great contribution to the public life of our great nation when Dirksen and Halleck delivered the large majority of their Republican votes in Congress to combine with the Northern Democrats to overcome the Dixiecrats' filibusters of LBJ's Civil Rights Bills of the 1960's. Since that time, the GOP has been relentlessly negative with not one redeeming moment of public virtue or democratic resolve to its credit.

As The Lord revealed to me, He allowed Satan to use the Republican Party and the fundamentalist churches to try to destroy the American experiment of trusting the divine gifts of compassion and rationality in every human being. God imposed this sore trial upon His New Chosen People to test their faith, but He now is satisfied that sufficient of His New Chosen People have held steadfast in their faith in the Divine Spirit in every human being. He sees that they have confirmed His faith in them by resisting every temptation in Satan's evil Republican repetoire of racism, sexism, nativism, homophobia, greed, selfishness, and control for lo these forty years. Now the day of deliverance is upon us.

Oh, ye of little faith, Behold the Work of The Lord!

I'm thinking she gets a bonus for turning the quid pro quo tricks AND getting some free press for the lobbying firm.

All press is good press.

Sempra should just pay for all those employed as lobbyists to get HIV/STD testing...

Is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia denying that she was involved with the married Republican lawmaker?

Depends on what the definition of "is" is.

So she explicitly denied a sexual relation with this guy to someone at the company. As if that means anything. Like everyone working there, especially the upper management doesn't know that sex gets results. Please...it's probably implicit policy. Hire attractive young women to work as lobbyists, have them flirt with the nasty old men who have some way in policies, regulations, subsidies and government allocations in a particular area, get them thinking with their d*** and start working for you. Or, then again, maybe it was just love at first sight.

Barsuglia was unavailable for comment because she was busy getting herself cleaned up. Ha!. Duvall quit, but why? Ensign, Sanford, et al born again -"I speak to god and he forgave me" rightwingers haven't quit and they're doing the same thing. All Duvall has to do is dial up god and get the ok that what he did was actually forgiven, since they all speak to god directly. I wonder if there are any conflict of interest charges here. After all, Duvall was a bigwig on the energy committee and Barsuglia (allegedly) ho's -I mean works-for an energy company.

Well, this would be the first time that a FAT, OLD Republican had ever lied about having sex with an attractive woman.