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American Police Force Offers Fugitive Tracking, ‘Covert Pregnancy Testing’ and More!

American Police Force Offers Fugitive Tracking, ‘Covert Pregnancy Testing’ and More!

When reading TPMmuckraker’s coverage of American Police Force, the shadowy private security firm that’s taken over a prison in Montana, you might wonder what other services APF offers. Surely, you think, they do more than run empty jails for mysterious reasons?

Indeed they do. According to its web site, the company offers a wide range of services, including “Check Your Mate” cheating spouses investigations, “fugitive recovery” for fugitives hiding in one of those pesky non-extradition countries and help if a loved one is kidnapped and held for ransom.

Or is it the other way around?

Our highly trained staff will discover information that fits your needs to get the answers you need. Some of our services include Kidknapping & Ransoms for ransom, INTL Air Marshalls, Security for convoys in Iraq, Pakistan + More!

Although the firm provides SWAT training and convoy security in war zones and has “interdicted weapons of mass destruction,” it also takes your marriage seriously.

Infidelity, Adultery, Cheating, and being unfaithful might all have a different definition in your mind but at APF its a category all by its lonesome. Married husbands and wives will typically call untrustworthy loved ones adultery or infidelity. In the non-marital relationships its commonly known as cheating and we can help you figure out what’s really going on.

One way to help is something called “covert pregnancy testing.”

On a “weapons” page — which has been pulled since yesterday — APF listed all of the equipment it offers for sale, including machine guns, satellite phones, armored cars … and “nuclear/biological/chemical (WMD).”

If it wasn’t comical bordering on ridiculous, one might be worried that the head of this company has an extensive criminal record.

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