
A Louisiana sheriff plans to arm volunteers with shotguns, riot shields, batons, and a .50-caliber machine gun mounted on a "war wagon," as part of "Operation Exodus," a program to provide security in the event of a terrorist attack or civic unrest. "It's a calling," he says.
The office of Sheriff Larry Deen of Bossier Parish, near Shreveport in the northwest part of the state, last month selected for the program 200 local residents -- mostly ex-law-enforcement personnel -- and began training them in "defensive techniques in the event of a struggle," reports the Shreveport Times. The plan calls for the new recruits to be sent to protect food from grocery stores, gas from gas stations, and other crucial local resources, should the situation demand it.
A press release from Deen's office announcing the program declared that "recent terror threats" had made clear that "homegrown terrorists are in our midst." It continued: "With the easy accessibility of the internet, it is quite possible that these local and international terrorists can form a national or multiple location attack on our nation at any given moment."
"The buck stops with Larry Deen," the sheriff, who didn't immediately respond to our interview request, told the Times. "I am the chief law enforcement officer in this parish, and it is incumbent upon me protect all of the people in it."
The press release added that Operation Exodus got its name in part "because of its Biblical relevance," explaining that "[i]n the book of Exodus, the Israelites were totally on their own, learning to be self-sufficient and handle everything alone, just as the plan provides."
In a video of the first training session, posted on the sheriff's office's website, the recruits -- almost all white and male, and many appearing to be past middle-age -- gamely practice their hand-to-hand combat techniques:
Doyle Dempsey, a sheriff's deputy, explains in the video that the training session is designed to "set up a prevention mode to implement during Operation Exodus." The idea, says Dempsey, is to "show an overwhelming show of force prior to any incident taking place."
The video also shows a sign, apparently posted at the training session, which reads: "Hard In Drill Easy In Battle. Somewhere Right Now Your Enemy Is Training So That When He Meets You He Defeats You."
Deen said that the program will cost just $4,500, in part because weapons, such as a .50-caliber machine gun mounted on what the sheriff's office calls "the war wagon," have previously been bought.
Deen added he'd been mulling such a plan since the 9/11 attacks -- but he denied to the Times that he was creating a militia. "We run from that word," he said. "We're just the opposite [of] that word."
karen marie
March 3, 2010 6:02 PM
A militia is "a body of citizens enrolled for military service, and called out periodically for drill but serving full time only in emergencies." The sheriff might want to run from the meaning of the word but he can't hide.
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jjdjjd
March 4, 2010 5:25 AM in reply to karen marie
if we all had a .50 cal machine gun we would all be alot more polite to each other.
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justaJ0e
March 4, 2010 11:00 AM in reply to jjdjjd
They will also each be issued a uniform that consists of a long sleeve, white "poncho" that runs from shoulder to below the knee and a pointy, white, head covering that will only leave their eyes exposed to the terrorists.
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rbeats
March 3, 2010 6:12 PM
God dammit can you NOT POST VIDEOS THAT START PLAYING AUTOMATICALLY!
I work with sensitive audio and when this crap starts playing it piratically blew my brains out!!!!!!!
I come here to read. I can press play on a video player just fine.
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kgb999
March 3, 2010 6:30 PM in reply to rbeats
Second.
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bluesplashy
March 3, 2010 6:36 PM in reply to kgb999
third, I'm on limited download.
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jeaton
March 3, 2010 6:37 PM in reply to kgb999
3rd.
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davcbr
March 4, 2010 8:10 AM in reply to kgb999
Somewhere on your computer is a setting....
Just sayin' cause mine never does that. Both IE and Firefox.
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Dorn76
March 4, 2010 11:20 AM in reply to davcbr
yup
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LFC
March 4, 2010 11:32 AM in reply to Dorn76
My install of Firefox never auto-starts a video either.
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tim wright
March 5, 2010 3:26 PM in reply to davcbr
Yeah, Vid didn't open for me when I landed on the page.
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ns
March 3, 2010 6:37 PM in reply to rbeats
3rd
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midnight rambler
March 3, 2010 6:44 PM in reply to rbeats
Put Flashblock on Firefox. It's needed to get rid of the most annoying ads anyway. You can still play the videos, it just puts a play button on them.
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NobleCommentDecider
March 3, 2010 8:46 PM in reply to midnight rambler
You are talking to the hand.
Whining is preferred at TPM blogs, ask Josh.
Internet Explorer does not have any flashblock capability (or pages of free add-ons that work!), Firefox does, that's why Firefox is used by the computer savvy. Firefox even has an add on called 'IE tab' to immediately render a page with Internet Explorer for those pages that display better in IE.
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 9:30 PM in reply to NobleCommentDecider
And ... it's FREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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miguelitoh2o
March 3, 2010 9:38 PM in reply to tiowally
:-)
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EastWest
March 3, 2010 10:03 PM in reply to midnight rambler
Love Flashblock. Great add-on.
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chthonic
March 4, 2010 8:48 AM in reply to midnight rambler
NoScript, in addition to or a substitute for, flashblock might be worth investigating for some people. I find NoScript easy to use and quite thorough; and it is actively maintained.
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theWalrus
March 3, 2010 7:12 PM in reply to rbeats
YES. It is extremely annoying! And those ads that automatically run w/ sound too!
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runfastandwin
March 3, 2010 7:14 PM in reply to rbeats
Here's an idea, don't surf the internet if you work with "sensitive audio." In fact you shouldn't be surfing at work anyway.
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Nancy Irving
March 3, 2010 7:50 PM in reply to runfastandwin
Killjoy.
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slb
March 3, 2010 7:53 PM in reply to rbeats
It's not starting automatically for me, but maybe that's because I'm using Firefox.
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fkaZk0sm0
March 3, 2010 8:16 PM in reply to rbeats
indeed.
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ohyeathatsright
March 3, 2010 8:45 PM in reply to rbeats
/signed
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chthonic
March 3, 2010 8:46 PM in reply to rbeats
Since you are the owner of the browser and OS that allowed the video to play automatically maybe you should learn to use the OS and browser.
I did; and guess what? I don't have random strange crap erupting in my browser.
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Josh Marshall
March 3, 2010 9:25 PM in reply to rbeats
Yep, when we realized this was the case we prepared a new version that does not do that. The original version was an embed from the Sheriff's dept itself and there was no way to stop it from autoloading.
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bluesplashy
March 4, 2010 8:39 AM in reply to Josh Marshall
Thank you.
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Ankhorite
March 6, 2010 5:20 PM in reply to Josh Marshall
Thank you very much. :)
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expat46
March 3, 2010 10:51 PM in reply to rbeats
My video didn't start until I clicked the play icon. Maybe it's your settings.
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Josh Marshall
March 4, 2010 12:15 AM in reply to expat46
most of the folks above were seeing a video embed that was in the post for the first hour or so. the one in there now is different. that's the one we prepared ourselves.
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Matt Jones
March 3, 2010 6:13 PM
Apparently, the mobs at Algiers Point gave this guy an idea - bigger mobs, with bigger guns. Wonder what he's *really* worried about.
Ref:
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090105/thompson
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glblank
March 3, 2010 6:33 PM in reply to Matt Jones
IOW, amazing how his class was all middle aged Crackers.
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justadood
March 3, 2010 6:43 PM in reply to glblank
need to learn how to keep all those scary dark people at a distance.... bedsheets and dunce-caps gather too much attention these days
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kirenos
March 4, 2010 3:36 AM in reply to justadood
bedsheets and dunce-caps
priceless :)
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Richardxx
March 3, 2010 6:47 PM in reply to glblank
It looks to me a lot like a bunch of older ex-jocks in an aerobics class.
My bet it that this is an effort to create loyal voters who will reelect the Sheriff. The exercise will be good for members of the obese generation.
The chance to play with guns is just bait to get them in the door. I'd go just for the chance to fire the 50 cal, myself. Do you have any idea how much just the ammunition for one of those things goes for per round?
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ohyeathatsright
March 3, 2010 8:50 PM in reply to Richardxx
About $3 per round. It's an expensive hobby.
Mythbusters did a great show where they tried to use a .50 cal machine gun to cut down a tree.
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EastWest
March 3, 2010 10:08 PM in reply to ohyeathatsright
Yep.
Militia training cost? $4,500.
.50 cal. rounds? $3.00
Blowing shit up? Priceless.
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Avvocato
March 4, 2010 8:32 AM in reply to EastWest
As they used to say on the Farm Film Report aka Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up, (Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok), "blow'd up good, blow'd up real good!".
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Marinus van der Lubbe
March 3, 2010 7:40 PM in reply to glblank
No, just minority white christian people!
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Brownbagger
March 3, 2010 8:01 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
My cousin, he's the pudgy white guy there in the middle, he says the sheriff done told them iffin' they's was to git kilt battlin' them tar-rists, they'd be 72 toothless cousins a waitin' up there behind the filigreed gates of heaven.
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Marinus van der Lubbe
March 3, 2010 9:34 PM in reply to Brownbagger
I feel safer already.
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 11:49 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
Not me. I don't understand the current zeitgeist. I made a sign that read "Richtig oder falsch. Vaterland erste. Um jeden Preis!" and stood at a very busy intersection.
Upon recognizing my error, I added "Honk, wenn Sie Cracker Liebe." Still, the reactions were less than enthusiastic.
What do I need to do? Set myself on fire?
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kirenos
March 4, 2010 3:41 AM in reply to tiowally
not to be pedantic (well actually, doch):
Vaterland zuerst.
Honk, wenn Sie Cracker lieben
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tiowally
March 4, 2010 1:42 PM in reply to kirenos
Danke. I'll buy some more crayons and make the necessary corrections.
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lousgirl84
March 4, 2010 1:09 PM in reply to tiowally
I had to go to translation tools for that one.
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Brownbagger
March 4, 2010 9:13 AM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
Yes. Only good can come from this. Praise the Lord.
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Kinkistyle
March 3, 2010 9:53 PM in reply to glblank
According to the Bossier Parish wikipedia page:
So 1 out of every 4 people in the parish is not caucasian. The people in the video definitely do not reflect that ratio.
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 11:23 PM in reply to Kinkistyle
On the other hand, four or five of the 18(?) old, fat white guys in the photo may actually be "of color"? Now that's camouflage that's Gr-r-r-r-reat!!â„¢
*when constituted as part of a balanced community.
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jeffgee
March 4, 2010 12:40 AM in reply to glblank
Some are past middle age.
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Jason_D
March 3, 2010 6:14 PM
Ready for the zombie attack, git r done!
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sunnysteve
March 3, 2010 6:16 PM
If I volunteer, when do I get to fire the machine gun!!!!!
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JEP07
March 4, 2010 11:57 AM in reply to sunnysteve
As soon as a proper enemy has been identified...
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JEP07
March 4, 2010 12:00 PM in reply to JEP07
I hear they all have tattoos in some mutual hidden place that say
"The only good lib is a dead lib", but they can't find any libs who actually want to wage a bloody fight.
Imagine that!
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mos
March 3, 2010 6:18 PM
Actually in Exodus, the Israelites completely relied on God and not themselves, that was the point. They were punished if they relied on themselves first.
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fkaZk0sm0
March 3, 2010 6:21 PM
hmmm... i think the opposite of 'militia' is 'lawless mob'...
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slb
March 3, 2010 7:54 PM in reply to fkaZk0sm0
That's kinda what I was thinking, too.
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xargaw
March 3, 2010 6:32 PM
Those of us in the other 49 states are thankful we do not live anywhere near this Parish. How long before one of these lunatics accidently shoots someone?
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lb0313
March 3, 2010 7:08 PM in reply to xargaw
I live next to some trannies who can kick the crap out of 'em all
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Nancy Irving
March 3, 2010 7:56 PM in reply to xargaw
Yes, that's why I'm worried about the name "Exodus"--I hope they are not planning on leaving Louisiana and coming to my state!
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Rick Shreiner
March 3, 2010 10:54 PM in reply to xargaw
Accidently ?
I'm wondering how long before one of them intentionally shoots someone ?
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jeaton
March 3, 2010 6:34 PM
"(The) sheriff plans to arm volunteers with shotguns, riot shields, batons, and a .50-caliber machine gun..."
He forgot to mention the white hoods and robes.
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Shoto
March 3, 2010 6:43 PM in reply to jeaton
Very good point. What's a "militia" without a cross-burnin'?
Probably an oversight.
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DrDick
March 3, 2010 7:23 PM in reply to jeaton
Does rather seem a revival of the time honored Souther "Citizens Committees."
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Joshua the Teacher
March 3, 2010 7:33 PM in reply to jeaton
Yeah, I noticed it's not a very diverse group.
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Rick Jones
March 3, 2010 7:39 PM in reply to jeaton
If "the enemy" is old,out of shape, and unarmed perhaps this militia stands a chance. Operation Exodus=run for your fucking life.
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kunda311
March 4, 2010 2:57 PM in reply to Rick Jones
This article has spawned some of the funniest comments I have read on this site, and so far this one takes the cake. Kudos!
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tchamp77
March 3, 2010 6:36 PM
This looks like the kickbox cardio class at my local gym.
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sammy baby
March 3, 2010 6:40 PM in reply to tchamp77
Perhaps the pole-dance cardio was filled up?
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Lord Franklin
March 3, 2010 7:01 PM in reply to tchamp77
I think they're doing the Hokey Pokey.
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thomas1
March 4, 2010 9:35 AM in reply to Lord Franklin
we have a winner
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kgb999
March 3, 2010 6:40 PM
Quirky. All and all, I don't see this as a bad thing ... a lot of rage comes from powerlessness and fear. This seems to be an outlet that would help people to feel more empowered and less afraid. And certainly some of 'em could use the exercise!
(And yeah ... I wanna fire the machine gun also!).
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oskieoskie
March 3, 2010 6:42 PM
Congratulations Bubba. Here is your graduation certificate. You now know enough about hand-to-hand combat to get your ass kicked in any bar.
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Mary Alice
March 3, 2010 7:04 PM in reply to oskieoskie
I'm very tickled. You made my day.
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Nandemosan
March 3, 2010 11:38 PM in reply to Mary Alice
Seconded.
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GayIthacan
March 3, 2010 6:42 PM
Dear God - make the laughter stop!!!!!!
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AlphaLiberal
March 3, 2010 6:43 PM
"operation exodus?" Exodus from what? New Orleans?
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JohnW1141
March 3, 2010 6:43 PM
Where are they going to get a 50-caliber machine gun?
What would they use a 50-cal for? Do any of them know what a 50-cal is?
These fu**ing people are crazy.
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Richardxx
March 3, 2010 7:18 PM in reply to JohnW1141
Military surplus, of course. The Pentagon spreads stuff like this around. The previous sheriff in Fort Worth got several helicopters and ran his own police air force. (Yes, he was whacked out crazy.)
But ever since LA started the SWAT craze the Pentagon has been handing hardware out to the police nationwide with near abandon. Armored vehicles. 50 cals.
Bozier Parish includes Shreveport and has a number of casinos. It also includes Barksdale AFB. The sheriff is probably concerned about controlling all those crazy Texans being bused in to gamble. Average age, what? 70?
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cole_dranx
March 3, 2010 10:07 PM in reply to Richardxx
Actually, Sheveport is in Caddo Parish.
Bossier Parish contains such cosmopolitan centers as Bossier City, Haughton, Princeton, and Benton.
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cole_dranx
March 3, 2010 11:11 PM in reply to cole_dranx
Shreveport I mean.
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MikalD1
March 4, 2010 12:44 AM in reply to cole_dranx
You failed to mention Rocky Mount (population 98) and the home to now-Sheriff Larry Deen when I lived there from August 1955 until January 1961. Larry was one of the two sons of the Rocky Mount School Principal and is a year or two older than I am. It was rumored that Larry's dad meted out punishment with a rubber hose. However, I never had the misfortune of learning the answer to that conundrum.
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Richardxx
March 4, 2010 12:52 AM in reply to cole_dranx
You're right. I misread the map. (linked) Shreveport is across the Red River in Caddo Parish.
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expat46
March 3, 2010 11:14 PM in reply to JohnW1141
You can buy one online with a credit card. Okay, it's not fully rock-an-roll but that's what gun shows are for.
http://www.barrett.net/
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JohnW1141
March 4, 2010 7:47 AM in reply to expat46
expat,
I know 50 cal rifles are for sale but I'm having a hard time believing 50 cal machine guns are available. You can bring down a building with a 50 cal. These people are talking about terrorists and a 50 cal isn't made for killing infantry. You have a bunch of people here playing at soldier.
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Forbidden
March 3, 2010 6:47 PM
This write up was pretty bad. No mention at all of where in Louisiana we're talking about. This is taking place in Bossier Parish in the very northern edge of Louisiana.
Why is it that it's always some bumpkin town in the middle of nowhere that thinks terrorists are, at any moment, ready to invade their piss-ant town that nobody's ever heard of?
People that live around real terrorist targets are far calmer about the whole thing. Is there something about these places that breeds cowardice?
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mans_best_friend
March 3, 2010 6:51 PM in reply to Forbidden
That's just what the terrists want you to think. Thank heaven we have Bubba and Junior down there to protect us.
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hoppycalif2
March 4, 2010 12:31 AM in reply to mans_best_friend
Duh, the only reason none of those pissant towns have had a terrorist attack is because they are alert, armed, ready to fight for their nation. If you don't believe me, just ask one of those geezers.
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Powkat
March 3, 2010 6:58 PM in reply to Forbidden
When I was growing up in Midland, Michigan, we took great pride in the fact that we were (supposedly) #12 on the Russian list of places to get hit with the Big One. We had Duck and Cover drills all the time and bragged about being a target.
Strikes me as the same thing.
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cole_dranx
March 3, 2010 10:09 PM in reply to Powkat
yeah, they're used to having feared Soviet nukes thanks to Barksdale back in the day.
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MikalD1
March 4, 2010 12:51 AM in reply to cole_dranx
Precisely right. As I pointed out above, I lived in Rocky Mount - 35 miles north of Bossier City & Barksdale - from 1955 to 1961 and another year after that in Plain Dealing, 15 miles from Rocky Mount. I have memories of the locals expressing pride that Barksdale was on a list of top targets for, I believe, an atomic bomb attack by the Soviet Union. For some reason, that now seems a rather stooopid thing to be proud of.
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Mary Alice
March 3, 2010 7:05 PM in reply to Forbidden
They just want to be somebody. It's just a little sad.
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EastWest
March 3, 2010 10:15 PM in reply to Mary Alice
You're right, of course. Now stop it. This is too much fun. ;->
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Nandemosan
March 3, 2010 11:41 PM in reply to Forbidden
Exactly. It was like when the first funding for Homeland Security was meted out and Wyoming was getting more money per capita than New York or California.
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kunda311
March 4, 2010 3:01 PM in reply to Forbidden
No, but those country bumpkins don't have other, more intelligent folks around to help keep their Fox-News-spawned crazy b.s. theories in check.
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anninla
March 4, 2010 4:51 PM in reply to Forbidden
Not a bumpkin town in the middle of nowhere. Shreveport and Bossier City are across the Red River from each other, and together, make a large population center that includes Barksdale Air Force Base. That area in the NW corner of LA has a combined population of around 400,000. Shreveport/Bossier City is not quite NYC, but it is just like any large city....bumpkins and "regular folks."
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Forbidden
March 4, 2010 9:12 PM in reply to anninla
Census data from 2000 indicates less then 100,000 people in the entire Parish.
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midnight rambler
March 3, 2010 6:47 PM
Sounds a lot like the Basij, actually. Except the participants are a lot older.
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Subliminability
March 3, 2010 6:48 PM
The diversity of the group strikes the eye. Late middle-aged, portly white men with an enormous variety of different hairlines.
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Nancy Irving
March 3, 2010 8:04 PM in reply to Subliminability
Call it "Operation Paunch."
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 8:47 PM in reply to Nancy Irving
More like "Operation Depends®"(in more ways than one).
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 8:51 PM in reply to tiowally
It goes with their secret brigade, code-named "Operation Excrete".
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inniss326
March 3, 2010 6:49 PM
The parish has an air force base with 60 B52 bombers. The base employes 15,000 active duty air force reserves and civilians. That is why this group of men are so old...all the young men are on the air force base.
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Ankhorite
March 6, 2010 5:22 PM in reply to inniss326
And how much does a parish with sixty B-52s need a "war wagon" and a hand-to-hand combat unit comprised almost exclusively of elderly men?
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Shoto
March 3, 2010 6:55 PM
One question: Would Sheriff Larry Deen be considered The Grand Dragon of the outfit?
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gayinmt
March 3, 2010 6:55 PM
Oh my god. That's all I've got.
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Hey Obama - Get in the Fight!!
March 3, 2010 6:56 PM
Don't they know that terrorists can shapeshift and slip out of regular handcuffs? Zip ties people, zip ties!
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KateO
March 3, 2010 7:00 PM
My yoga class could beat the crap out of these guys.
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Subliminability
March 3, 2010 7:03 PM in reply to KateO
So could my small, Bay-area natural childbirth class.
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Shoto
March 4, 2010 5:17 PM in reply to KateO
Careful. These guys fire up their walkers and it could get ugly. And with those green tennis balls on the legs for extra velocity? Scary.
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sheerahkahn
March 3, 2010 7:01 PM
A bunch of old men...being trained to do what again?
/facepalm
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Mary Alice
March 3, 2010 7:08 PM
Oh the humanity......
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theWalrus
March 3, 2010 7:10 PM
They're given shotguns, riot shields, batons, and Depends. I see this spreading to AARP communities all over the country.
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EastWest
March 3, 2010 10:23 PM in reply to theWalrus
It does make ya wonder. Is the "war wagon" a Hover-Round?
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Cliff Hendroval
March 4, 2010 1:00 PM in reply to EastWest
A Buick station wagon with the left turn signal always blinking.
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MarkusR
March 3, 2010 7:12 PM
Great. An "organized" lawless mob.
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runfastandwin
March 3, 2010 7:16 PM
Hilarious. This has to be form the Daily Show right? Or The Onion? It can't possibly be real can it?
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BillSoo
March 3, 2010 7:17 PM
My initial thought was that it was crazy, but upon reflection, it actually makes sense....
Let's face it.....a lot of those people would be joining militia groups anyway. Organizing them under official control keeps them off the street, gives them an outlet for their paranoia and lets the sheriff know who they are.
If a disaster actually did occur and looting occurred, these guys would have probably been in the mob. Now they will be against the mob. Genius!
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Richardxx
March 3, 2010 7:27 PM in reply to BillSoo
Bingo!
And I wonder how many Vietnam era vets are in that group? You know, miss the military of their youth and all that?
Besides, this group will be strong voters for the sheriff in the next election. That's for certain. That's at the low, low cost of only $4500 out of the sheriff's budget. Hey, look at the media the sheriff has already gotten.
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Hair_2_Play
March 3, 2010 7:17 PM
Why is it that most of the time, the nuts engaged in such activities are older, white people?
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MikeE
March 3, 2010 7:28 PM
'Cause this is thriller, thriller time...
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mass_murdock
March 3, 2010 7:58 PM in reply to MikeE
Who's bad?
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 8:56 PM in reply to mass_murdock
Don't waste your time/I said the .50-cal is mine.
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Clear
March 3, 2010 7:30 PM
Attack of the killer vegetables.
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gregorg
March 3, 2010 7:35 PM
Priceless. I was really disappointed that there's no picture of the "War Wagon," so I Googled it.
Just so happens the star of a monster truck rally that came through Bossier County in January was--you guessed it.
http://www.warwagon4x4.com/
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Joshua the Teacher
March 3, 2010 7:38 PM
"The plan calls for the new recruits to be sent to protect food from grocery stores, gas from gas stations, and other crucial local resources, should the situation demand it."
It should read:
"The plan calls for the new recruits to be sent to protect food from grocery stores, gas from gas stations, and other crucial local resources from minorities and the poor, should the situation demand it."
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uncle vester
March 3, 2010 7:44 PM
The plan calls for the new recruits to be sent to protect food from grocery stores, gas from gas stations
Shotguns, .50 cals and gasoline.
What could possibly go wrong?
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ottis
March 3, 2010 7:44 PM
I believe it should be a requirement that all members of this group should be required to shave their heads. It would do wonders for their morale.
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Munguza
March 3, 2010 7:46 PM
Looks like a Viagra drug trial group...
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Cornelius
March 3, 2010 7:52 PM
LOL. Was on a TPM thread today full of comedians. Same here. Laughing all day (advantages of being unemployed).
I looked at the picture and started laughing. Looks like a seniors continuing ed dance class at the local high school gym on a Tues nite. Hate those lights. Look closely; one guy is taking a breather (or maybe he thought it was only a fart but it wasn't), another looks like he's checking his cell (been staring at it for 60 sec - dam thing keeps ringing). I'm a senior BTW so it's OK. This is hand-made for a Simpson's episode with Sheriff Wighams.
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Max Thrax
March 3, 2010 7:55 PM
This country can't survive as long as white people are the majority. Just can't.
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The Podge
March 4, 2010 11:43 AM in reply to Max Thrax
By "white people" do you mean rural undereducated reactionary militant xenophobic bigotted know-nothings? If so, I agree completely. They're not anywhere near the majority (of the populace as a whole or of white people), thank God, but there's way too many of 'em.
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Frank Pentangeli
March 3, 2010 8:00 PM
There's something about that photo that I can't put my finger on...oh yeah, it's like I'm at the Cracker Barrel
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Rick Jones
March 3, 2010 9:59 PM in reply to Frank Pentangeli
But with a very shiny floor.
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Cornelius
March 3, 2010 8:08 PM
Great food and fat waitresses. What more could a man want
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Max Thrax
March 3, 2010 8:26 PM in reply to Cornelius
...that those fat waitresses wear those shiny panty hose that make their legs look like over cooked sausage?
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bluestatedon
March 3, 2010 8:11 PM
I think Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart are behind this.
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CranialRectalLoopback
March 3, 2010 8:19 PM
I can't wait for the video of these retards* climbing on the monkey bars like the Taliban that they are.
*Retard used in a satirical fashion only.
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commie atheist
March 3, 2010 8:23 PM
Are you sure that's not an outtake from "Waiting for Guffman"?
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KdNicewanger
March 3, 2010 8:37 PM
"A press release from Deen's office announcing the program declared that "recent terror threats" had made clear that "homegrown terrorists are in our midst.""
So, a militia is going to take on right-wing domestic terrorists. Right. Not to mention they appear to be training for hand to hand combat, which is going to be a little difficult after the terrorist blows himself up.
I've seen Louisiana law enforcement on Steven Seagal: Lawman. They make the Keystone Kops look like Scotland Yard. These guys in the picture couldn't protect a lemonade stand, never mind a gas station or supermarket.
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jonez
March 3, 2010 8:50 PM
as if these old farts will be able to do anything.
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expat46
March 4, 2010 12:52 AM in reply to jonez
Nice haircut. This guy reminds me of the baddie from Mississippi Burning.
Never, Never, Never I say.......
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cinesimon
March 3, 2010 8:51 PM
Wow. This is nothing more than an escalation of America's internal cold war from cold to nearly lukewarm.
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Cornelius
March 3, 2010 8:55 PM
In the event of a terrorist attack in Bossier Parish; by the time the Operation Exodus militia volunteer got out his front door, after of course he kicked off his slippers, turned off Fox & Friends, found his glasses, and teeth, fed the cats and said goodbye to the wife - "I may never see you again" to which she replied "you best not be late", by then he could have missed everything, or got down to the gas station just as the last terrorist blew himself up, and then, why not, fill er up and gone back home.
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 9:23 PM in reply to Cornelius
OPERATION EXODUS FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
How will we be able to tell the "Operation Exodus" militiamen from the terrorists?
They will be the ones with the white knuckles, intently peering up over their dashboards, driving 30-32 in the 55 mile-an-hour zones with their left blinkers continuously on.
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Cornelius
March 3, 2010 9:40 PM in reply to tiowally
Yr killing me! So true - "...left blinkers continuously on". When I was teaching one of my sons to drive (years ago)we were riding behind a senior with the left blinker on. My son braked he said because the guy was turning. I told him no, that blinkers probably been on for 20 minutes. He didn't know what the eff I was talking about.
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MCHowdy
March 3, 2010 10:17 PM in reply to tiowally
Christ that's funny. Thanks for the great laugh to end the day!
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cwnidog
March 3, 2010 11:31 PM in reply to tiowally
Don't forget the overcoat belt hanging out of the driver's side door.
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MikeW67
March 3, 2010 9:02 PM
Keep in mind here that electorate America, recoils from extremism as an historical matter. It is IMO what fuels some of the present opposition to obvious-need, First World-proven health reform, when Wingnut media casts it as socialist.
But the dynamic helps you here. Let the neo-fascists talk. People leave the tent when they do. Elections are generally won in the middle, by bringing the undecideds and independents over to your side.
Remember the wall-to-wall from Media Inc. on the T Party Revival in Nashville? The more it played, the worse it played - and the more f'ing stupid Palin became...
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chthonic
March 3, 2010 9:09 PM
For some stories,
Nelson Muntz is required.
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jrw
March 3, 2010 9:15 PM
What's the War Wagon gonna be? An '81 El Camino with helper springs in the back?
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 9:55 PM in reply to jrw
It's mounted on a donated 2007 Toyota Camry convertible, with "OPERATIO" written on one side and "N EXODUS" on the other. "Hold on, boys, we're goin' in!"
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GTFOOH
March 3, 2010 9:15 PM
How long, before they go all Columbine on us and shoot up a bingo palor?
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plembo
March 3, 2010 9:16 PM
This is how the Nazis started. Town by town they got control of the police and fire departments, hired on their supporters, and finally had all the guns they needed to take over. William Allen, The Nazi Seizure of Power (1984). Why isn't this sheriff facing a barrage of questions about the wisdom of letting a local official raise a private army to support his political agenda? Oh, I forgot. We've got a media full of journalists with the collective historical memory of a nine year-old.
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Max Thrax
March 3, 2010 9:20 PM in reply to plembo
And they're looking for groups to blame. We're here as a result of all the policies they supported their whole lives, but they're not gonna take the blame, had to be the darkies.
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Josh Marshall
March 3, 2010 9:18 PM
When Zack Roth pitched this piece in our afternoon editorial meeting, after I'd heard two or three minutes, I ordered him off the call and to just get reporting and writing. I love this piece. We're going to try to find out more tomorrow.
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 9:27 PM in reply to Josh Marshall
Ah, Josh, you're just a sucker for easy Comedy Gold!
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tiowally
March 3, 2010 9:28 PM in reply to Josh Marshall
Hell, you ought to do a "Best of" from the comments. Too funny.
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