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Eason Jordan: Maybe Blackwater Was Right To Shoot the NYT Dog

As is now world-famous, last week, guards for Blackwater shot down Hentish, a dog living at The New York Times's Baghdad compound. With the single pull of a trigger, the already P.R.-troubled security company forced the American people to choose whether they love dogs more than they hate reporters.

But don't send Blackwater to the pound just yet. According to Eason Jordan, former CNN exec and current potentate of IraqSlogger, the Times bureau is home to many a snarling canine. One even took a bite out of Jordan himself:

It was a stunning, painful sneak attack that landed me in the emergency room of the U.S. Army's hospital in Baghdad's Green Zone.

The attacker: Scratch, one of The New York Times' Baghdad bureau dogs, whose vicious bite opened three deep gashes in my right hand, sending blood spewing in all directions.

I'm a proud dog owner, and if Blackwater or anyone else messes with Kingsley, I'm violating D.C.'s handgun ban. But it's hard not to sympathize with what Jordan writes:

Last month, a New York Times correspondent told me one of the bureau dogs bit an Iraqi in the crotch and attacked photojournalist Mike Kambers in the chest (if a dog bit me in the crotch, I might be inclined to euthanize it on the spot).

Some dogs, as George Pelecanos fictionalized so sublimely in Drama City, just need to be put down. We don't know if Hentish was one of them. But Blackwater said in a statement that Hentish had attacked one of the company's bomb-sniffing dogs. Someone loves that dog, too. And tellingly, the Times' Alissa Rubin commented that Hentish is "not a dog that everyone's close to in the compound."

No wonder former Baghdad chief John Burns prefers to focus on the bureau's cats.


Comments (7)

grepthis2000 wrote on December 19, 2007 12:02 PM:

So I'm walking my dog on the sidewalk. Another dog comes along, starts growling and lunging at my dog (it's happened) I can just go ahead and kill that nasty mutt, according to your post.

Good to know. In the past I just separated the dogs.

And now it's a given that Hentish was vicious and dangerous and therefore OK to shoot to death.

If only it was OK to shoot journalists, and blognalists, for being buttheads.

mroom wrote on December 19, 2007 12:24 PM:

Sounds like they need a visit from the Dog Whisperer.

Anonymous wrote on December 19, 2007 12:56 PM:

@mroom: That fraud? Surely ye jest.

eric wrote on December 19, 2007 1:14 PM:

How is the dog whisperer a fraud? Is there some scandal out there?

Anonymous wrote on December 19, 2007 1:28 PM:

@eric: No scandal per se, but when "reality TV" omits mentioning the 2 hours the guy spends beforehand running the dog so that it's exhausted for the show, ya might want to question the claimed success rate....

GooseEgg wrote on December 19, 2007 4:49 PM:

"So I'm walking my dog on the sidewalk. Another dog comes along, starts growling and lunging at my dog (it's happened)" - grepthis2000

Does your dog happen to be a highly trained bomb sniffing dog? You don't f**k w/ these animals. Ask a K-9 cop what his reaction would be. As much as I loath the lawless mercs, IMHO this is a non-scandal.

Work Dogs International wrote on December 19, 2007 6:16 PM:

According to just this one website, training a bomb dog takes 600 hours. It's serious sh*t.

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