Webb has a toupee!! Or some sort of mutant weave. I need someone hotter and with a lower fat content.

Posted at May 20, 2008 11:45 AM in response to Jim Webb's Veep Tour Comes To Manhattan

Bush is going to get carpal tunnel from the use of his pardon pen.

Posted at May 15, 2008 3:19 PM in response to Conyers on Rove: "Someone's Got to Kick His Ass"

They're both so hot. What a tough choice.

Posted at May 13, 2008 3:37 PM in response to All Eyes On Mississippi House Race Tonight

The crown jewel in Bush's hideous legacy is not going to be Iraq, it is going to be the death of justice. Strike that--the rape, murder, and desecration of justice.

Posted at April 11, 2008 2:28 PM in response to FBI Agents Contacted Wecht Jurors

This is such a nonstory. Does anyone have even the slightest faith that a Bush administration department will investigate itself in a meaningful way?

Posted at April 4, 2008 1:34 PM in response to State Replaces Top Passport Official

That whole "dropping the fourth amendment" thing kind of brings us into impeachment territory, doesn't it? Not a lawyer here but nullifying a constitutional amendment kinda sounds like a fattie.

Posted at April 3, 2008 6:53 PM in response to Conyers Questions Mukasey on FISA Claim

Interesting. It's a whole new generation of Pinochets.

Posted at April 2, 2008 4:03 PM in response to Torture from The Top Down

No lawyer here, but won't the administration claim state secrets or exec privilege on all this stuff in, like, two seconds flat?

Posted at April 2, 2008 1:00 PM in response to One Policy, Two Stories

The Abramoff thing has been squelched, it's a nonstory, regardless of the fact that had it been brought to light it would have brought down the administration. Bush appointed Alice Fisher to make the whole thing go away, and she has done a bang-up job of it. DeLay especially has nothing to fear.

Posted at April 1, 2008 3:56 PM in response to Bill to Reform Northern Marianas Moves to Senate

Bush is the new Maliki.

Posted at April 1, 2008 11:43 AM in response to Today's Must Read