Bow-wow-wow-yippee-yo-yippee-yay!

Posted at July 1, 2008 9:21 AM in response to Black GOP Group Running Ads Calling Obama "Elitist"

They state very clearly, right in their name, what they are about: getting a BMW for themselves as directly as possible.

You don't have to go to Broadway or the cinema for this plotline. Try the front page of the newspaper. This is plot of the entire US government since 2000. What are the Wars on Terra and Iraq but raising money for a hopeless candidate who knows it can't win, sending out press flummery to pretend there is a real candidate, and then distributing the money raised to cover "supposed campaign-related services provide(d) by the firm and its affiliates."

Posted at July 1, 2008 8:47 AM in response to Conservative Fundraising Firm Takes Hefty Cut From Other Candidate's Haul

It's just the return of Jacksonian Democracy. "To the victor belong the spoils!"

Posted at June 24, 2008 12:01 PM in response to Today's Must Read

Ashton Kutcher is perfect as long as he doesn't mind playing a ten-years'-younger fellow. Plus this is just the sort of project he could produce happily. Agathena, why not pitch him?

Posted at June 23, 2008 11:58 PM in response to Waxman Says U.S. Embassy in Albania Concealed Info About Arms Shipment

Sorry, Efraim. You look totally toasted in that mug shot, dude. Don't they give you contractor boys drug tests before forking over the big bucks?

Imagine the bong parties that guy could throw in his Miami condo with millions of Federal dollars. Efraim is the Joe Francis of Republican racketeering!

Posted at June 23, 2008 1:22 PM in response to Waxman Says U.S. Embassy in Albania Concealed Info About Arms Shipment

Just the way you like 'em, huh?

Posted at June 19, 2008 3:48 PM in response to Dem Who Said Obama "May Be Terrorist-Connected": Fox News Made Me Do It!

Is Gates' "shake-up" of the Air Combat Command, including his "pep talks" to the Nuclear Bomber Wings and Support Groups, part of this?

Posted at June 10, 2008 7:33 PM in response to Cheney Winning the Inside Battles Again

Time to take a nap. When you wake up, no one will identify you as a major Clinton donor" anymore. No more embarrassing "L"s painted on your forehead.

Seriously. Take a nap.

Posted at June 10, 2008 10:26 AM in response to Big Hillary Donor: We Need Some Rest Before Uniting Behind Obama

Your scenario, based on the resuscitation of Nixon's post-Watergate corpse, is the reason that we must demand of our representatives that they not "forgive and forget."

Thei crimes must be EXPOSED to the entire world so that all Americans get the proof of what they did.

Posted at June 7, 2008 12:39 PM in response to Today's Must Read

Six months old? How can you support Obama, when your self-interest clearly lies with McCain? He has promised you bottled hot water should you ever become dehydrated!

Posted at June 5, 2008 5:38 PM in response to My Apology