"Mendacity" is the new "Gravitus."

Posted at August 21, 2008 11:00 PM in response to F*ck the Sacred Cows

Which one?

Posted at August 21, 2008 10:59 PM in response to F*ck the Sacred Cows

McCain/Manson 2008?

Bill it as "McCain's Insane Express!"

Yeah, I could see that.

Posted at August 21, 2008 10:52 PM in response to F*ck the Sacred Cows

If the anti-Christ won't come out of politics then it must be...oh no...but yes...

BILL GATES!!!

I should have seen it with the total evil that was the psychotically buggy Windows operating system taking over the world until the final horror...VISTA!!!

In hindsight it seems so clear now.

Posted at August 15, 2008 11:45 AM in response to Breaking News! Left Behind Authors Confirm Obama Is Not the Anti-Christ

He's not the anti-Christ?!? Well now he's lost a whole lot of his appeal for my demonic friends and I! Maybe he can be anti-some other nonentity? I could still vote for him if he were at least anti-Santa or anti-Easter bunny.

Posted at August 15, 2008 11:17 AM in response to Breaking News! Left Behind Authors Confirm Obama Is Not the Anti-Christ

AL FRANKEN!!!

Sorry, sorry, had a Grandpa McCain mental moment there...

Posted at August 15, 2008 11:07 AM in response to You Heard it Here First: Obama/Kaine 08!

I won't dignify that with a response. Wait, I just did. Darn it! To answer your question, I just liked what she said and how it was written from a personal historical narrative. I didn't know there was going to be quiz or I would have shut the DUCK up...

Posted at August 14, 2008 1:08 PM in response to Reverse racism: The other face of discrimination

BRAVO HARD TRUTHS!!!

But as a mixed race person I would like to dispel several myths I have noticed in the other bloggers take on this post. First the comment “having good hair” is a complete lie. My hair is a black mutation of xenological proportions. When I get up it looks and acts like it was a bizarre transplant from my unmentionables. Once it is washed and combed it has a “James Brown Wave” so high suffers try to ride it. “Golden skin?” Maybe fools gold? Since the various colors come as freckles, patches, and splotches. It is as if God vomited his cappuccino on me! The only time it normalizes is if I get a cancer inducing dark tan but then my hair gets a weird shade of red! Then to top it off, add Native American to the mix and you get a nose that is so large and frightening in all directions that I have plastic surgeons offering to give me a free nose job as mine is giving them nightmares! The only up side to this life is that no matter which race I run across, as a host or hostess, in restaurant I always get seated in the back near the toilets with other second class citizens, the disabled, and lepers. That has proved quite handy in my experience. Thanks monochromes, you good people!

Posted at August 14, 2008 12:32 PM in response to Reverse racism: The other face of discrimination

Let me cast the first stone!  SMACK! (YOUR HEAD)

How utterly disgusting and attitude to take over this sickening episode of John Edwards out screwing around on his cancerous wife. Your premise seems to be that if a woman allows herself to become ill, unattractive, or unable to perform sexually she should be kicked to the curb and wait with pride for her man to go out and get some strange. It is that attitude that has made women’s equality a joke for decades. In your eyes, and those that support you, if a woman is not a sex object she should be treated like a second class citizen and be proud of it. I guess if I treated my pregnant wife that way it would be okay. I mean she is not as attractive and too tired to perform so it should be alright for me to step out? Even if by some strange mental illness she agreed, it would still be the wrong thing to do during her time when she needs to be cared for, not forgotten. The argument that this should have no bearing on him as a leader is a load of crap. This shows the sort of human being that he actually is. “Oh well wife, you let yourself get sick so I am off to fulfill my dreams of power, glory, and some skank ass. I am sure you understand.” I had a friend who had breast cancer and after having her infected parts cut off and losing her hair to chemo her husband started taking jobs away from home. When she asked him why he was working away from home so often he told her “So I don’t have to look at what you’ve become.” Edwards is that sort of cold blooded, unfeeling, monster and should not be leading anyone, anywhere, at anytime. The last argument that “it is just between them” is also crap. If my neighbor is beating his wife and she continues to forgive him and live with it I guess I should not call the cops as it is between them and none of my business. After all she may have let herself get cancer, became unattractive, or unable to meet his sexual needs so she probably has it coming. People like you enable these male ego maggots and empower them and society to feel it is okay to degrade a woman’s worth. You sicken me and I only hope you are treated so poorly in your hour of need by someone you love so you can get an insight in to how stupid your opinion really is.

Posted at August 13, 2008 3:41 PM in response to Cheating, Chemotherapy, and Commitment

Oh why can't Amerikkka stop being afraid to elect a quasi-blackman as president over a senile white psychopath? Why couldn't the Republicans go with their original Cheney/Satan ticket for 2008? Oh wait, I know the answer to the last one! It is because Satan did not want to ruin his image...

Now please someone with some sense go and give a friendly beat down to Rita Watson for defending John Edward's lack of humanity to his cancerous wife.

Peace Out!

Posted at August 13, 2008 3:02 PM in response to The Terror that would be President McCain