I have my own picture Mr. Douche. If I were to use your picture -- it would depict a big gaping hemorrhoid-filled asshole.

You are a false prophet (i.e. a Troll) - and your candidate's ongoing campaign is a superstition (i.e. Bosnian snipers).

Posted at May 10, 2008 10:36 AM in response to New Hillary Ad Stars Joe Wilson And Valerie Plame

Dear Joey Plame and Valerie Wilson (if those are your real names...)--

Those areas you're speaking of have already been drilled. It's called drainage.

Drainage! Drainage, Joe and Val. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! - I drink it up!

Sincerely,

D. Plainview

PS -- nice haircut Mr. Plame.

PPS -- Hey Val - I bought your book and some jerk-off thought it was cute to black out entire pages. Is that some new gimmick? I want my money back.

Posted at May 9, 2008 6:37 PM in response to New Hillary Ad Stars Joe Wilson And Valerie Plame

Hillary 'Gas-Tax' Clinton is a false prophet - and the idea that she might still win the nomination is a superstition.

Posted at May 5, 2008 6:31 PM in response to Totality Of Polls Suggest that Indiana And North Carolina Could Be A Wash

Hillary 'Gas-Tax' Clinton is a false prophet - and the idea that she might still win the nomination is a superstition.

Posted at May 5, 2008 6:18 PM in response to The Beginning of the End (Or How I Learned To Love The Math)

Obama has drunk Clinton's milkshake dry. He drank it up. She has nothing left but her straw, glass, and the loud bubbly noise that recalls the sweet, creamy, chocolaty goodness that once was.

Posted at May 5, 2008 12:06 AM in response to CBS Poll: Support For Obama Rebounds; 51 to 40 Against McCain Now

Obama has drunk Clinton's milkshake dry. He drank it up. She has nothing left but her straw, glass, and the loud bubbly noise that recalls the sweet, creamy, chocolaty goodness that once was.

Posted at May 5, 2008 12:05 AM in response to Southern Indiana Turns Out for Obama - Great Video!

Obama has drunk Clinton's milkshake dry. He drank it up. She has nothing left but her straw, glass, and the loud bubbly noise that recalls the sweet, creamy, chocolaty goodness that once was.

Posted at May 5, 2008 12:03 AM in response to The Beginning of the End (Or How I Learned To Love The Math)

Obama has drunk Clinton's milkshake dry. He drank it up. She has nothing left but her straw, glass, and the loud bubbly noise that recalls the sweet, creamy, chocolaty goodness that once was.

Posted at May 5, 2008 12:02 AM in response to Obama The Flipflopper

You just drank gbrook's milkshake. You drank it up.

Posted at May 3, 2008 12:40 AM in response to Poll: Clinton Ahead By Seven In Indiana

In a word...

No.

Posted at May 3, 2008 12:37 AM in response to Poll: Clinton Ahead By Seven In Indiana