Hey I'm launching a new candy!

It's called BARRY'S BITTERS!

It comes in two flavors: "Foot-in-mouth" and "Kool-Aid"

Order now!

Posted at April 14, 2008 11:55 AM in response to Obama Pokes Fun At Hillary's Shot-And-A-Beer

Periodically, when he's feeling down, Obama launches attacks as a way to boost his appeal.

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Barry Obama
Hey hey
GOODBYE!

Posted at April 14, 2008 2:55 AM in response to Obama On Clinton's Attacks: "Shame On Her"

What made Barry so "bitter" that he "clung" to his anti-America church for 20 years?

Let's see Barry Shuck'n'Jive outta this! Woot!

Posted at April 12, 2008 4:12 PM in response to Geoffrey Garin: Obama's Small-Town Comments Would Damage Him In General Election -- And Super-Dels Should Consider Them

The only thing in front of the bus is Barry Obama. And guess who's driving the bus: Karl Rove.

Hey Karl, it's snacktime!

Posted at April 12, 2008 3:54 PM in response to Geoffrey Garin: Obama's Small-Town Comments Would Damage Him In General Election -- And Super-Dels Should Consider Them

I can see why you're bitter. It's because the Voice Of Change you've clung to turned out to be an Empty Suit, and your political donations went down a Black Hole.

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Barry Obama
Hey hey
GOODBYE!

Posted at April 12, 2008 3:47 PM in response to Geoffrey Garin: Obama's Small-Town Comments Would Damage Him In General Election -- And Super-Dels Should Consider Them

Barry's reputation can get BETTER? Lady you better check the ingredients in your hair dye!

The fact is this: THE MORE PEOPLE GET TO KNOW BARRY OBAMA, THE MORE THEY FIND OUT WHAT NOT TO LIKE.

Thanks to his guns'n'God gaffe, Barry gave people a HUGE reason not to vote for him. Now, they can decide NOT TO VOTE FOR BARRY OBAMA BECAUSE BARRY OBAMA DOESN'T LIKE THEM!

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Barry Obama
Hey hey
GOODBYE!

Posted at April 12, 2008 3:34 PM in response to Geoffrey Garin: Obama's Small-Town Comments Would Damage Him In General Election -- And Super-Dels Should Consider Them

Barry Obama = empty suit with a website.

Also:

Barry Obama = empty suit with a website = black hole where your donations went

Don't vote for Barry Obama because you don't like him. Don't vote for Barry Obama because BARRY OBAMA DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

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Barry Obama
Hey hey
GOODBYE!

Posted at April 12, 2008 1:22 PM in response to Hillary Hits Obama: "Pennsylvanians Don't Need A President Who Looks Down On Them"

This article says "black hole" which correctly describes what an empty suit Barry Obama is.

Posted at April 12, 2008 8:43 AM in response to Hillary Hits Obama: "Pennsylvanians Don't Need A President Who Looks Down On Them"

That's "desperate" you mofo. Don't you watch Desperate Housewives? ;-P

From his 20-year embrace of Wright's anti-America, to his disgust at those Americans who wear the flag pin and put their hands over their heart at the Pledge of Allegiance, this is more proof that Barry is just your orange juice-sipping, latte-drinking Rezko-hugger. Say "Bye bye Pennsylvania," Barry.

See Barry's big ears? They're made of tin.

Posted at April 11, 2008 7:04 PM in response to Hillary Hits Obama: "Pennsylvanians Don't Need A President Who Looks Down On Them"

Yeah, has Barry returned that 15,000 from Rezko yet?

Oh wait, Barry LIED and it was actually 100,000!

Oh wait, Barry LIED AGAIN and it was actually over 200,000!

Seriously, scmadden, you conveniently forget thee facts as you take it up the wazoo for Barry. Tsk tsk!

Posted at April 11, 2008 2:53 PM in response to Big-Bucks Donors Also Key To Obama's Fundraising Success