Yes, this will no doubt send a very strong message to the rest of the country that uneducated white people who strongly believe that Obama is a closet Muslim think Hillary should be the President of the United States of America. Jesus H. Christ on a stick. Because, really, when you live in a house that has wheels and a hitch, you can really "identify" with a candidate worth $100 mil, right?

Posted at May 13, 2008 6:31 PM in response to Clinton Camp: Obama Shouldn't Get Away With Writing Off West Virginia Loss

Holy Double With Special Batman! Hookers!!!
Robin, get my dildo belt! And get Vitter on the phone! Oh wait, he's coming out the back door now...

Posted at May 5, 2008 1:07 PM in response to Sanchez: Kerik Was Focused on Busting Baghdad Whorehouses

Hey, you know what? I also heard a rumor that Obama has a black daughter! Might even have two of 'em! Karl? Care to comment?

Hillary is, by proxy, actively trying to disenfranchise black voters in North Carolina, where she is about to lose, and every network still leads with Jeremiah Wright. Unfreakingbelievable.

Posted at April 30, 2008 2:19 PM in response to Nonprofit Women's Voices Women Vote Stops Suspicious N.C. Robo Calls

Of course she's not going to "take on" Faux News, they are her biggest cheerleader for Christ's sake.

Posted at April 29, 2008 6:58 PM in response to Senior Hillary Adviser On Whether She'll Take On O'Reilly: "That's Not The Plan"

Yeah, he had to go on Fox to get this out on the airwaves. What a tool.

Posted at April 22, 2008 6:18 PM in response to Hillary Supporter Lanny Davis: Howard Dean Should Resign If He Nixed North Carolina Debate

Well, gee, at least Wright is not a serial adulterer as far as we know. I can say that if I had been married to a woman who cheated as many times as Bill has, that person would no longer be my wife. Fuck Hillary. Her campaign is a complete and utter disgrace. I think only Bush and Cheney and crew have engendered as much severe dislike within me for a politician as Hillary has over the last 3 months. It further strengthens the feeling of absolute bewilderment when I encounter friends who say they are voting for Hillary. How she campaigns is how she will govern. Slash and burn all the way, fuck whoever (or whatever political party) stands in her way.

Posted at April 1, 2008 4:24 PM in response to Harold Ickes Confirms That Wright Is Key Topic In Discussions With Super-Delegates

While I have regained my faith that Siegelman will get justice now that everyone in the country is paying attention (finally), I have very little faith that Karl Rove will get the justice HE deserves. But oh how I would love to be there if Karl was shipped off in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit...

Posted at March 28, 2008 5:07 PM in response to Siegelman: Rove's Fingerprints "Are Smeared All over The Case"

As a practicing criminal defense attorney and as someone who has visited many clients in prison, there are times when I have very little faith in our criminal justice system and I would add that if I were to ever find myself facing the possibility of time in prison (rightly or wrongly) I would be sorely tempted to just disappear completely.

Posted at March 27, 2008 5:55 PM in response to Siegelman Released from Prison

This one will be so much fun to watch.

Posted at March 27, 2008 3:16 PM in response to Waxman Scheds Hearing for Twenty-Something Arms Contractor

I read exposes like this one and find myself simultaneously elated and profoundly sad. War has truly become an industry in this country. It is now a legitimate business, killing people half-way around the world. That this retard was almost smart enough to completely game the system and get $300 mil in contracts should win him some kind of Young Republican lifetime achievement award and a spot in their hall of fame. Did he make any political contributions with all of that money? God knows Erik Prince has...

Posted at March 27, 2008 1:04 PM in response to Today's Must Read