What in the fuck is a "putty butt"??

You remind me of a kid I went to summer camp with. At lunch, we made up rhyming songs against other houses...you know, "Skip, Skip, strong and able, get your elbows off the table." Big fun.

We had this one kid named Thornburg who didn't quite get the idea. He kept trying to get us to holler things like "Everything would be so peachy if you would not be so noisy." "Thornburg, that doesn't RHYME!" "Yes it does! Peach-Y, nois-Y, isn't that a rhyme?"

Anyway, he wasn't such a bad person, boring, but a lot of people are. The point I was making is that a few years later they discovered that he had a baseball-sized tumor in his brain, and he died in the hospital of an aneurysm.

Posted at June 25, 2008 4:43 PM in response to McCain Camp Responds To Poll: No, We're Only Trailing Obama By Seven Points!

If the shoe fits, cram it up your poxy ass.

The real tell on a jerk like yourself is the "superficial whims of their flocks" business. Doesn't matter how many of them there are: they're all sheep, and the candidates are fakes, and everything and everybody is all fucked up - except you, of course.

If there were a dictionary entry for "Oh my aching back" your picture would appear in it. I mean, there are serious and well-grounded criticisms to be made against Obama. But you're not going to make them, because you'd have to engage the outside world, and that's clearly too much for the likes of you.

It's appropriate that you have no avatar, because you're really not here. All while you're chortling in your diaper, mouth full of Cheetos, about the really cool way you put the 'bots down, we're just basically ignoring you. Some call you troll. I say, you're not even a troll. A pox on all your houses. That's all you have to say, or ever will have to say.

Compare your own posts.

Posted at June 25, 2008 4:32 PM in response to Poll: McCain Takes Seven-Point Lead In Missouri

Dude, you filed a valid e mail address to be able to post vile personal slurs like that?

How would you like to gargle a bottle of that foul jeeter after shave you're named after?

Get off this board, you're not even a troll, just a fucking flamer.

Posted at June 25, 2008 1:04 PM in response to Nader To Obama: You Want To Talk White?

I've just been able to confirm that Aimey May's real name is Gennifer Flowers.

Posted at June 24, 2008 2:49 PM in response to Bill Clinton Endorses Obama

Bam. Bam.

Posted at June 20, 2008 5:34 PM in response to Poll: Obama Vaults To 15-Point Lead Over McCain

...and once again dollink. You mean to say, "the odds on that are not as good as the odds on you being the real Tiger Woods."

And if you had not gagged on that one, it would have been within postcard distance of funny!

I mean...there are people who are idiots by their opinions, and then there are people who just don't measure up to the "ordinary common sense" standard, people who think that the Lone Ranger lives under their sink, etc.

English is a great language. Consider taking lessons.

Posted at June 17, 2008 11:53 AM in response to Poll: Obama Holds Big Lead In Ohio

Actually...the way you have it spelled makes it look like your mommie knew how "Aimée" was pronounced. But calling you "Aimey May" is like calling you "Ay-May-May" and a friend of mine named a Shih Tzu that, I shit (tzu) you not.

Posted at June 17, 2008 11:48 AM in response to Poll: Obama Holds Big Lead In Ohio

Dear Aimée May,

Your mother spelled your name wrong.

By the way, I'd like to make a bet with you about who carries Ohio. I'll give you 4-1 odds. Just give me your Google mappable address and US telephone number.

Posted at June 17, 2008 11:40 AM in response to Poll: Obama Holds Big Lead In Ohio

Squinty little avatar, squinty little eyes.

"Back in my drawer, sock puppet"? Ewwww.

Another troll with a fetish about ...drawers. (Good Lord, is this one not English-speaking? How could anyone of normal intelligence write that? fog seems not to understand what a "sock puppet" actually is...)

Let's see your birth certificate, sonny boy. I'm thinking it's a fake too.

Posted at June 13, 2008 8:15 PM in response to McCain: Sorry, Five Joint Appearances With Obama Just Won't Do It

Normally I follow the Obama line. However, on this point you are all rehashing the positions taken in the debates.

These positions are bullshit. In Hillary's concession speech, she said something about not resting until everybody "has insurance".

But! But but but. Insurance is not medical care.

People are suspicious of universal insurance for one very good reason: if you bring 50 million uninsured into a medical system, the level of care will be diluted.

20% of the population lives in areas considered underserved medically. That's a government statistic. Throw in the number of people who have shitty insurance, and you will begin to realize that in the US, medical care-giving ability as a commodity is overpriced and poorly distributed.

The first part of the answer is to RIP the insurance companies. THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING to medical care. But Obama will not do this.

The second part is: INCREASE care-giving ability. Increase the amount of medical care available. That will drive the price down. Exert control over the medical professions through the licensing process. Do you think that nurses strikes and 100 hour weeks for interns are just forms of hazing? They are unmistakable signs of the SHORTAGE of medical care that exists.

Obama knows nothing about all this. Of course, neither did Hillary. They are smart, but maybe not smart enough.

Think about it. The terms in which you are debating the issue have almost nothing to do with reality. For another example, insurance company driven preferences have led schools to produce doctors and nurses that are actually afraid to give care in many situations.

Sure, we can keep quiet until after the election. But what good is any of it if they can't figure this much out?

Posted at June 9, 2008 11:55 PM in response to Obama Says He's Partnering With Elizabeth Edwards On Health Care