Compared to the Democratic Convention, the Republican Convention came off as a funeral.

Posted at September 4, 2008 5:24 AM in response to DNC '08: The Funky Convention, Episode the Final

Having failed in his bid to become the first Preacher-Comedian-President, Huckabee announced his intention to become the first insurance agent to bill over one billion a year.

Posted at September 4, 2008 5:00 AM in response to As Drab And Dreary As... Well... Just Not Madonna.

Charged? Who's going to be charged? They'll throw Ted Stevens under the bus because he's too crooked and a jerk to boot.

Our former great Attorney General will not only be charged but given a high paying, important sounding job because he is a made man in the Republican Criminal Organization.

Posted at September 4, 2008 4:43 AM in response to Report Finds Gonzales Mishandled Classified Documents; Won't Be Charged

What's important is that she's a Republican. Which means she's an idiot.

Posted at September 3, 2008 2:01 AM in response to GOP Plays Gender Card Against Palin Foes

McCain wanted to offer him the VP but got talked out of it. That's what they call bad and good news.

I understand Joe lost his religion when told he was not the chosen one.

Posted at September 3, 2008 1:42 AM in response to Video: Watch Lieberman Say A Thousand Things He'll Contradict Tonight

If Republicans weren't hypocrites and really liked mavericks (like themselves, they image), then they would really be supporting Ron Paul.

I wonder if most Republicans are aware of the fact that they basically elicit two responses from normal people: Hysterical laughter or deep despair.

Posted at September 3, 2008 1:22 AM in response to I Love Ron Paul And I'd Love To Love Him More

Is it true that cold weather slows your brain cells down? Is it true that Alaskans drink a lot of whiskey to keep the veins in their head from freezing? Has a cure for cold brain ever been found?

Any comments about Ted Stevens should take these things into account.

Posted at August 7, 2008 3:52 AM in response to TPMtv: Ted Stevens Biker Force!

Senator, we think part of your problem is that you're NOT an extreme felon. Now if kickbacks from The Bridge to Nowhere show up Under Your Bed, there might be felony charges filed.

However, right now, despite all the years of opportunity you've enjoyed, you only appear to be a cheap crook and not an successful, expensive crook.

This is the final tragic legacy of your term, sir.

Posted at August 7, 2008 3:35 AM in response to Stevens Calls Charges Against Him "Not Some Extreme Felony"

Like you, Rothead, I mean, Rotwang, My respect for her has grown by whips and chains.

Posted at August 7, 2008 2:37 AM in response to We'll Always Have Paris

I will vote for Obama and keep my fingers crossed. He may be the lesser of two evils but that's better than getting the worser of two evils.

I don't like Obama's position on the FISA thing and it makes you wonder what is going on.

I am actually for retroactive immunity for the telecom companies. It's the other parts of the bill that are bad. What would you do if the government came to you after the 9/11 attack and asked you to help them catch the terrorists? Get real. Sure it was a scam, but they didn't know that then. Yes, I know they are the dirty-dog fascist corporations, but in this specific instance, I think the only thing they can be accused of is trusting, blind patriotism.

Carter was a decent man who was the victim of a back-lash Republican rage against Democrats for outing one of their own, "Tricky Dick" Nixon. Carter must be a great man if the Zionists hate him.

Posted at June 22, 2008 6:08 PM in response to Stop Nickel and Diming Obama: He Should say Whatever It Takes