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Colbert: Bullying Is Fine As Long As You Get A Permission Slip From God

David Taintor | November 10, 2011, 10:23AM

You know, Herman Cain isn't the only man in America getting bullied. And if you ask Stephen Colbert, it has to stop.

But sometimes, well-meaning people go too far, he said, and anti-bullying laws just "replace the schoolyard bully with the bully of big government."

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Topics: Bullying, Michigan, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

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Stephen Colbert Explains Why The Wealthy Need Yachts To Flee Hordes Of The Poor

David Taintor | November 9, 2011, 10:46AM

Stephen Colbert is increasingly worried about downtrodden hordes going after him and his wealthy friends. "The barbarians are at the gated communities," Colbert said. "We must be ready to flee at a moment's notice."

So Colbert was comforted by a recent full-page ad in Yachts International magazine. The ad reads, in part: "We used to sell yachts as luxury items. In today's world, they're really a necessity."

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Topics: Occupy Wall Street, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, income inequality

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Stephen Colbert Isn't Giving Up On 'Muffingate' (VIDEO)

David Taintor | November 3, 2011, 11:30AM

Stephen Colbert on Wednesday took on the final chapter of "muffingate," the saga of the Justice Department allegedly spending $16 per muffin at a conference.

"Why would the government spend $16 on a muffin when they can go to Starbucks and get one for $14," Colbert asked.

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Topics: $16 muffin, DOJ, Justice Department, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report